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Millie McKenzie

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Just floating around... No commissions Kiwi She/her

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I had to throw out the cat bed I bought for the kittens because there was a spider sewn into the lining.
I'm sure it was well dead due to being trapped there for however many months since it was made and shipped from China.

But still, I bashed the hell out of it with a hammer all the same.

07.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing headphones talks into a microphone with the words life is exhausting Alt: a woman wearing headphones talks into a microphone with the words life is exhausting

I try to do a nice simple thing for someone just to be kind and it turns into a whole big arfh

06.03.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amazed How Facial Expressions Help Robots Communicate With Us GIF Alt: Lots of faces all displaying shock.

I'm sure my cat understands English. Sometimes I say to her something about "when the kittens arrive" and she looks at me with the widest, shocked eyes.

06.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And how does it know who said what. It knows my name Iain!

04.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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I don't understand how it listens to minutes of people discussing things and figures out the difference between work related points and people discussing random shit

04.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That Teams Facilitator in meetings FREAKS ME OUT

04.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just stole a lolly off my workmate's desk, turned around and walked straight into the corner of my desk. #InstantKarma

04.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thanks! My Nessie was a tuxedo cat, I guess, she did have quite a lot of white though, more of a penguin really. Rupert is definitely wearing a tux ๐Ÿ˜

01.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if they'll stay blue, they normally start to change about this age, but their mum is a ragdoll, and they have blue eyes, so they might.

01.03.2026 08:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is. Even though I was only with them half an hour, and they're still so young, I can already see their different personalities. She's a sweetheart and he's into everything.

01.03.2026 08:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes I've named them already. The fluffy black girl is Puddle. And the black and white boy is Rupert.

01.03.2026 07:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I can't wait! It's been so many years since I last had kittens in the house. I remember it was quite chaotic ๐Ÿ˜น

01.03.2026 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two fluffy kittens, about 5-6 weeks old.
One is black short hair with white bib and socks. The other has black face, ears and legs, with dark grey long hair.

Two fluffy kittens, about 5-6 weeks old. One is black short hair with white bib and socks. The other has black face, ears and legs, with dark grey long hair.

Black kitten with white socks and bib.

Black kitten with white socks and bib.

Little ball of black and grey fluff with blue eyes peeking out of the black.

Little ball of black and grey fluff with blue eyes peeking out of the black.

Met my new fluffy babies today.
They'll be ready for adoption in about three weeks.
(Very hard to take photos!)

01.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two fluffy 5 week old kittens.

Two fluffy 5 week old kittens.

I'm adopting two little kittens. I'm going to go visit them this afternoon, they'll be ready to come home late March ๐Ÿฅฐ I'll try and get some photos of them. (If they stay still)

28.02.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the best of luck to you though. Others have succeeded where I have failed, I wish you all the best.

25.02.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've tried so many times in my life to stop, but have never been successful. I've given up trying.

25.02.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Okay, here's a better look at the finished 15th Doctor.

The clock in the corner is getting crowded with Roman numerals, but I'm set for the next eight Doctors, at least.
#DoctorWho

23.02.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I remember the safe place I put the screws for the spare room door when I put it in the garage a couple years ago, now I want to reinstall it?
No. No I cannot.

23.02.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you.

23.02.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I like all of that also.
Cookies and cream was always my favourite, however the brand that I used to eat stopped making it and the other brands aren't quite right. However the chocolate that I talk about has fudge cookies in it. It's a rich chocolate with cookies.

23.02.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of it! ๐Ÿคฃ

Mostly chocolate though.

22.02.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, I'm going cold turkey on ice cream. I'm treating it like alcohol. Beginning today I am ice cream free.
Since becoming sober I've replaced my alcohol dependency with ice cream. No more.

22.02.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think the dog next door is just my neighbour. It sounds like a human barking.

22.02.2026 09:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a news Website showing the face of Andrew ex Prince in the back seat of a car.

Screenshot of a news Website showing the face of Andrew ex Prince in the back seat of a car.

The face of a man who's finally learned of the existence of consequences.

20.02.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried it on Google play, I need to do the tutorial again I think, I can't figure out what the numbers and letters are on the tiles ๐Ÿ˜‚

17.02.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh cool! I'll check it out on Xbox ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

16.02.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, Nintendo โ˜น๏ธ

16.02.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooo! Thanks I'll check it out

16.02.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cactus, cylindrical, with one small ball growing out the base.

A cactus, cylindrical, with one small ball growing out the base.

My little prick is growing a ball.
#cactus

06.02.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0