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Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

Would love to see any of my characters in your style - or transformed if the inspiration strikes! Congrats on 2K!

2k is crazy 🥺💚

ITS TIME FOR AN ART GIVEAWAY!!!

NSFW or SFW. 1 character. An OC or YOURSELF as something!!! (Orc, Minotaur, Lycan etc)

Rules!!!:
* Follow
* Like
* Repost
* Comment who you want art of!

Open till Wednesday 12:00gmt. 💚😈

(The bulge is there to distract you - it’s working)

I’ve decided to start painting my own proxies of MTG cards since my playgroup is cool with it.

Here’s Academy Rector! (Original illustration by Heather Hudson) @magic.wizards.com

What other cards should I take a crack at?

#mtgart #fantasyart #mtg

Ajani Goldmane, a anthro albino lion, from the card game Magic The Gathering. He is standing, with the left foot on an zombie skull. He is looking a the viewer, and holding his weapon with the right hand, while lifting the left arm.

Ajani 🦁
(Forgot to post this old sketch that I colored last year)
#Art #MagicTheGathering

come over n sniff.

VIT is a dump stat

#Furryart #furry #furrynsfw

Me earlier today. I don't do too many pics of my dick, but maybe I should. #cockrings

Hey! Taking a few YCH slots for the week. They’re $100 USD each (+25 for messy cum alt) if interested, send an email with references to therantinglion717@protonmail.com. All RTs welcome

🎉👹🐵

Good morning brothers! Happy #mcm

#monochromemonday #mcm #fatcock #bigcock #bigdick #thickcock #hairyballs #bigballs #gaybush #menbush #pubes #gaypubes #menpubes #gayhairy #gaymusk #gaysniff #muskymonday #gaynudes #gaynaked #gaycanada #dadbod #dadbody #hairydaddy #zaddy #gaydick #gaycock

Is it a little redundant to have a monochrome Monday when you're already monochrome coloured? Who cares, looks artsy AF! 🎨 @deckler.bsky.social

Hey hey

Dropping a handful of lion dad adopts this week. They’re $35 each (+15 for the nsfw alt) if interested, send an email on over to therantinglion717@protonmail.com
Any RTs are appreciated. Let’s find them some good homes

Monroe (he/him) sitting with legs spread, pulling up hood of his t-dick

Happy Valentines Day everyone! 💘 (it's the 15th of Feb here lol)

I don't have any themed artwork for this month, so have some art of Monroe from 2 years ago

✨ Road to 1000 Raffle ✨

What a landmark! I'm not there just yet but I'm closer than I ever would've thought! I'll pick one winner.

Rules!
You must:
- Follow me
- Repost this 🔄
- Like this 💛, or..
- Share a ref below! 🗨️

Reward!

A full colour piece with a 500 - 1000 word story (see below)!

digital illustration of SXS drawn using various pencil and texture brushes

I was doing illustration studies this week and @sxs.bsky.social was one of the people I drew! Learned a lot, carved a hundred thousand new grooves into my tablet along the way 😂 lots of fun though

A pin-up sketch for @papalouie.me !! 🐺

Thank you so much for your patience and support! 💙

#artbytoofs #sheath #furrynsfw #furryart

The flat sketches will look much like this!

I am open to 2-3 slots at $85 each.

SFW themes are also very welcome! 🐯

Turnaround for these is estimated at 1-2 months as I work on my backlog, so if you inquire, please bear that in mind! 🥹

#furryart #furrynsfw

My thick veiny cock lies against my thigh.

The working week begins, but all I can think about is your hand curling around my shaft and edging me. #monochromemonday #mcm

Dad pussy is the best pussy

Touching my penis to honor #FCF

Seeing all those fat cocks on a Friday has me worked up and wanting to share mine. Come get a taste and ride boys! #FCF

Mine… #fatcockfriday #fcf

Bricked up, waiting for my FWB to get over here so I can sink into his perfect hole and dump a few days worth of nut deep inside him

Morning Treat Woke by bright dawn glow Found my husband down below Sucking my hard pole

Homoflection - No.448

Morning Treat

Woke by bright dawn glow
Found my husband down below
Sucking my hard pole

I had an amazing edging session from this hot guy. A delicious feeling of pure pleasure, with his silky hands 🤤

Aight boys, line up! Lift those tails and pucker up. Got something to slide up under em. #FCF Gonna put that bear in you.

That's it, work for the week nearly done, just filling in the holes to do, might take some time tho....

Climb in bed with me and let’s feel each other up #fcf