No one is checking their phone harder than Harry Redknapp right now
No one is checking their phone harder than Harry Redknapp right now
Not everything in the world is awful.
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#FoundItInADrawer
I was clearing out a drawer earlier & found a couple of things that may be of interest?
1. Eastbourne Town FC Ultras stickers β½
#NonLeague #Football #musicsky #TGβ‘
@punkandnewwave.bsky.social @scotspostpunk.bsky.social
I hope it's on his commute and it's this twice a day, five times a week
Does FIFA do a prize for economics
I do not see the downside to responding βFuck off you nonceβ
Oh James, some ride youβre on. TG youβre out the other side, weβve the league to win.
The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
β’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Rubio: βLet me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.β
Oh, heβs bitter. Lovely stuff.
Thank the Lord.
Fuck the haters.
Game on at City π
Seven years ago today Keith Flint passed away.
He had no idea that his death would be marked with such a touching and heartfelt tribute...
The team at the bottom of the league just took seven points from their last three home games against Arsenal, Villa and Liverpool, scoring in stoppage time in each. Sounds like a pretty competitive league to me.
The world has found something more boring than watching Arsenal: talking about how boring it is to watch Arsenal
My guy.
fuck, Iβm sorry, I canβt compete with this
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I love you.
Remember this dreaminess. open.spotify.com/track/5fjecC...
Yes, yes you do.
Are you feeling okay?
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
Prove it.
You wonβt need to with this.
Itβs not my fault you donβt all know your butters from your elbows.
I blame the paint fumes.
Oh yes.
PSA- Butter lovers, this is for you. You will thank me.
*Unsalted butter should be illegal btw, lifeβs too short.