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im getting word that there are Several skrillex songs on the oppenheimer soundtrack

when my friends are churning out the good posts, i run around my room and stamp my feet in excitement!

the Only thing that can cut Cement is another piece of cement it’s like a Diamond

Your 40s are all about experimenting with the types of food you can’t find at the gas station

a lot of Petri dishes don’t even have That many germs in them it’s just the Only thing in there so you notice them more

i answer the phone Really quick because normally i’m all Tangled up in the cord , if i Don’t pick up that means i’m Too tangled and i’ll call back Soon

tracking my Steps by stepping in mud and then counting the footsteps Backwards at the end of the day

One large dust pizza, add sand

gaining a New perspective on life after my time Stuck to a big glue trap

monday morning , So many emails to reply to , mainly because i was Stuck in a glue trap for most of last week

there should be a 1 - 2 minute Break between scenes in a movie so i can Figure out what is happening

Flute reeks but ill still play it

lying to the irs and saying i make Way more money that i actually do to Impress them

there’s an old sailors rhyme that says this general idea

forgetting to Drink the beer before Crushing it on my head and it’s So solid i push it Directly through my skull in a Perfect circle shape

the Eye of a storm is one of the Safest place you could be , it’s almost Impossible to get swept up by the Storm during one of them

walking into a Bathroom whispering “ one hand washes the Other “ over and over again like i’m Walking into a big Exam im not prepared for

working at a Fragrance company probably Ruins smells for you , they would just remind you of Work

i made Cold brew all by myself last night , a Huge blow to the “ I can’t do One single thing “ accusations

i couldn’t Pay for my meal but they Let me work it off by Crying and Pleading for mercy

Your honor go be ridiculous to someone else

you can use a Teaspoon for almost Anything , it really doesn’t matter , a Soup spoon on the other hand …

they mentioned that in the textbook but i just wanted to double check

[ raising my hand during lecture , faking an Inquisitive tone , i’ve known the Answer to this for years ]

and this Extra sauce , could you possibly use a piece of Bread to sop it up ? almost like a Sponge ?

i wish that was me so bad

saturday morning is All about me drinking coffee until i don’t Feel good