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07.03.2026 16:25
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*sniffs*
Been sick af with COVID (yeah, remember that?) for nearly a week now. Coughing is my life now and I hate it. I need to see lots of 🍑 to cheer me up
Ass should smell and taste of ass otherwise why bother
Oh my god 🥵
Wish I could squish my fatpad into yours
OMFG yes 🥵
Social media is definitely dying and has been for the last few years. The era is passing before our eyes
And you weren't getting automated alerts fired at you 24/7, and ads weren't ruining everything. And you had to have some level of intelligence to even get on the internet, so you weren't faced with angry idiots all the time
I wish I could go back to the 90s internet. Sure, dialup was a terrible way of connecting to a network, but the internet was such a cool and exciting place for more nerdy types. People wrote their own home pages about their special interests and you could chat to real people
Even then it's not as good as sour cream
Now that's a view 😍
Sniffing sweat soaked, skid marked, piss stained undies
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This 🫠
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Do not stay in Hilton hotels
Do not attend cons that take place at Hilton properties
What's the opposite of a problem? It's whatever that is
Give or take 😉
When you let out a little fart but it turns into a massive fart and thirty seconds later you don't have stomach ache anymore
Yall using AI to make yourselves beefier/fatter/skinnier??? Babe that’s going to make your issues worse. Call that AI induced psychosis, cause that’s crazy.
Happy cake day! (ps you still look 20-something dammit!)
I'm not a fan either
Yessss!
Sack. Of. Lard. 😍
*joins the queue*
Saw this on civilian social media and thought it might go down well *ahem* on here
