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Currently: Moscow Times | Зануда | Formerly: Meduza in English | European champion of ultimate frisbee

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Is it possible that people just like exercising outside?

10.12.2025 10:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My king, Duc Phuc 👑

20.09.2025 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Add “Kragystan” to numerous “Kazakhastans”

20.09.2025 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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We’re going to Saudi Arabia in 2026!

(But that doesn’t mean they won)

20.09.2025 20:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And now we wait for the jury to render their verdict.

20.09.2025 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The contestant from Uzbekistan brought his mom, and he seems very nice.

20.09.2025 20:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Okay, Vietnam was fire. Give this guy the trophy now.

20.09.2025 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Ladies and gentleman, Slobodan Trkulja of Serbia.

20.09.2025 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Oh, and they gave the artist from Qatar a balalaika.

20.09.2025 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The irony of playing a song called “La Fiesta de la Paz” in Moscow.

20.09.2025 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Big performance from Denise and D-Lain from Madagascar! Honestly. They were good.

20.09.2025 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s so humble. What a guy. And the camera cuts away just as he’s about to kiss Mizulina. Our loss.

20.09.2025 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I spoke to soon. He asked the jury not to judge his performance. “I’m representing Russia, and Russia has already won. We won because everyone is here as our guest.”

And then he screamed “I’m Russian,” a line from his hit “I’m Russian.”

20.09.2025 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Wow, Shaman with a big performance! The Russian artist, who is also the only artist who has gotten to address the crowd directly, might just win this thing.

20.09.2025 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Correspondents, interviewing Wang Xi: You like Russia?

Wang Xi: I like Russia.

Hard-hitting stuff.

20.09.2025 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m pretty sure the host has said “Kazakhastan” twice now. Oof.

20.09.2025 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Vassy, the American contestant, who was born in Australia and only announced on Wednesday to replace a different American contestant, apparently had to pull out due to pressure from the Australian government, according to the show’s hosts.

20.09.2025 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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China is the early favorite for me. Classic Eurovision style ballad from Wang Xi.

20.09.2025 18:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Lavrov in the house!

20.09.2025 18:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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And Russia, obviously.

20.09.2025 17:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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We’ve got dancing holograms!

20.09.2025 17:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck it, I’m going to intermittently live tweet Intervision. Putin filmed a very serious address specifically for the event! I bet the contestants feel special!

Shockingly, it didn’t fit the attempt at camp happening on the stage.

20.09.2025 17:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I was already a Five Elephant stan, but this really sealed the deal.

16.07.2025 15:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I mean…

16.07.2025 15:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Where Do Berlin’s Club Kids Go When They Grow Up? La Maison for a Croissant.

There’s a lot going on here that reinforces my general dislike of La Maison that started after a former employee told me about working there.

I will admit some of their pastries are decent though.

16.07.2025 15:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spurs 🥺

21.05.2025 21:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kadyrov Says He Wants to Step Down as Chechen Leader - The Moscow Times Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov said he is once again asking to be relieved of his post, fueling speculation over the future of his nearly two-decade rule over the Muslim-majority North Caucasus region....
06.05.2025 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Surely this time. Surely...

06.05.2025 15:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This would be a huge blow to independent media in the Caucasus.

28.02.2025 11:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fingers crossed 🤞🏻

25.02.2025 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0