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That's wonderful 😀

How do they do it, man....

If you stop your car right in the middle of the crosswalk on a red light it should be legal for a pedestrian to behead you

Was it a friendly one, at least?

All he can think about is eating treat and having fun ♥️

I've been looking at these images every time I get sad lately

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hahaha

Lol owwww 🤩

(Confused, yet suggestive tone) You know what they say about having feet.... 😏

I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"

half of all "people" on hinge can't read

genetics are crazy. two of my tatted friends had a kid recently and he came out completely blank except for his "IAMA BABY" knuckle tats

doctors removed his brain so he could fit more love

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

(watching a guy's head explode because he couldn't solve a puzzle fast enough) Uhh yeah.... So THAT just happened

I'm convinced RFK Jr.'s soul got switched with someone else's at birth and there's a guy in some kind of Hills Have Eyes family rn who's considered the most honorable statesman of all his uncle-brothers

modern catholic converts are scarier than born again christians imo bc they're coming at it from the intersection of insane and internet poisoned. there's nothing behind the eyes. they came to this spiritual conclusion after years of
recreational liveleak usage

it's molting season for RFK Jr

Almost time!

I feel like I woke up one day and couldn't stand them all of the sudden, for that reason. I'd start one just as background noise while doing chores or something and I'd stop what I was doing after a few minutes just to turn it off

ever since i became allergic to video essays, my youtube viewing history has become nothing but "greatest kramer moments seinfeld", "best wwe chair shots part 4", and "2011 world series game 6 ending"

I've worked in kitchens for years now and I've found myself immune to most chef meltdowns by virtue of being too little and nice. When my chef sees me turn to my line partner and say "I'm so glad you're my friend", the idea of yelling at me seems too mean

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Trouble in paradise? Taylor Swift seen in tears, reportedly considering euthanasia after Travis Kelce eats rat poison-laced hotdogs he found in the park

i lov nd cherish his beautifull happyness

Wyatt, I need to tell you something. This would be so upsetting to submerge your hand in. I used to have to hand mix cold muffin batters and bread doughs sometimes and your hand being enveloped in really cold goo like that is just disgusting

my favorite part of having friends with kids is commenting on the size of the children constantly. they're constantly in a state of getting soooo biiiiig!!! where has the time gone!??? i remember when you were small size!!!