Eleanor from outside

A woman in a bunny suit

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One cool feature of being healthy at 40 is that you get to make fun of some your friends who complain about being old. Your other friends in their 40s who didn't take care of themselves? Skill issue, stop being old. The 30yos who bemoan aging? Children. You're all infants with tummy aches, grow up

all great blue herons do their best

keep meeting trans people with weird half-names like Kenjamin or Gandilf. Can we go back to naming ourselves after cool stuff like Dusk of Oolacile or Cigarettes

The halo around one bunny ear is so cute

Yeahhh, a peril of becoming extremely hot is that now baaaasically every t-girl I meet wants to fuck, which was really fun for a couple years but has maybe not had a great hit rate as a basis for long term friendship

Bands with "man", "boy", "guy", "dude" or "dad" in their name, featuring no cis men are still legally considered funny tho

My boyfriend doesn't believe in marriage but tonight for the blood moon we got up in the middle of the night, drove out to a bridge over the river, drew a blade across each other's ribs and kissed with the blood on our lips, so imo our bond has moved beyond what the state can codify

Deadlifting with @ivoryandblue.bsky.social; they always put mismatched bar clips on and giggle like a gremlin whilst doing so

My boyfriend doesn't believe in marriage but tonight for the blood moon we got up in the middle of the night, drove out to a bridge over the river, drew a blade across each other's ribs and kissed with the blood on our lips, so imo our bond has moved beyond what the state can codify

There's a weird lil guy who lives in my house and brings me presents and gives me a lot of kisses and that frankly rules

When I'm out riding my motorcycle and I get a good view of the moon, I point at it and howl to remind the other drivers about the moon

sure

A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

Lying leg raises or dead bugs are a good plank alternative!

I don't usually talk about politics online because I am afraid of future political persecution. Jesus Christ, though

I listened to this album based on this recommendation and it's probably my favorite thing I've heard so far this year

A woman with a snake tattoo in underwear on a bed, looking bored

Hiii

That's basically exactly what you look like already????

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can i do it with milk

a woman with a muscular back, flexing for the camera. She's not wearing shirt but her chest is NOT visible (bluesky labeling service, I'm looking at you)

alt take

Every couple weeks I get up and see some news that causes my self-preservation alarms to go off like YOU MUST PREPARE TO FLEE AMERICA IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE and I just kind of hit snooze and go to work

Thanks! I've been working on it

A woman with a snake tattoo in underwear on a bed, looking bored

Hiii

It's good tho

guys i just found out why the humerus is called the funny bone and i'm so mad