🇺🇦a Lily with Thorns🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

We are going to have to beg a LOT of people fired by this admin, to come back from their much more lucrative private sector jobs, and help us rebuild everything this government has lobotomized.

During a speech at the Republican Members Issues Conference in Miami on March 9, 2026, President Donald Trump made this remark while discussing voter ID requirements and election integrity

The law will not save you.

Expensive gas in Menlo Park

Meanwhile, in Menlo Park, Ca

“My administration is committed to eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse in government programs.” — Donald Trump

“We have a duty to be good stewards of taxpayer money and root out waste and abuse wherever it exists.”

“The days of government waste and corruption are over.”

You honestly couldn't write something this fucking idiotic if you tried.
Seriously.

I had to do a spittake after reading this. I have never seen someone so goddamn...just...foundation-level fucking stupid.

Holy shit, man.

“I am not happy with my new office as the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, Western Hemisphere security initiative.” - Kristi Noem

Don't tell me, let me guess. It was a feeling, wasn't it?

COLLINS: I want to remember something you said last summer

*plays Marshall a clip of him saying "I think it will take years for Iran to restart their nuclear program"*

SEN. MARSHALL: Look, I was wrong. I believe we obliterated those nuclear facilities, but now they're restarting programs elsewhere

Told y’all Elon’s DOGE team weren’t data analysts.

They were hackers!

A whistleblower says a DOGE engineer stole Social Security data and put it on a thumb drive, including personal information on hundreds of millions of Americans.

People need to go to prison for this shit.

Katlin, I can not quit you girl.

MAGA at home: We don’t want immigrants here!

MAGA traveling abroad: My family’s from Italy (or whatever country)! I love Italians!

Never ceases to amaze me.

Elmo makes his mother sleep in the garage.
And she likes it, she says.
They probably do strange Nazi rituals together. That I don't want to think about.
I wonder if Elmo has a pee tape.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Donald Trump is all over the Epstein files.

For months, we warned DOGE's access to Americans' private data was ripe for abuse. And here it is:

A former DOGE employee stole the Social Security numbers & personal info of over 500 MILLION Americans.

Musk, Trump, & their DOGE lackies must be made to answer for this, NOW.

"way more tolerance for civilian harm." is not a sentence you want to hear about the people sending us into war.

Yes for me, but not for you.
Typical Republican.

THIS👆

Would any Canadians on here like to adopt me & a few million friends of my friends/social media followers, so we can leave this hell-hole America?
We're very nice. We're RESISTERS. We all have interesting stories to entertain u over dinner about scumwad Republicans.
Right, people! LET'S GET ADOPTED

It rained *black* raindrops after this.
Which is really, really bad.
"Hey, the rain, it's black!" I saw people reacting to that.

Governed by Demons, Infiltrated by Dolts.

It's truly disturbing watching trans people, mostly trans women, who are still regularly on X get their brains cooked in real time and start internalizing anti trans positions and try to police the community or give into far right framings. You are not immune from the propaganda.

We need AI to help us build a time machine, so we can go back. OPERATION: SAVE EARTH.

It's outright dangerous the way grandpa thinks the way the world works.

How much could one grocery cost, Jon? SNAP dollars?

Fuck Charlie Kirk!

So no. No understanding to be had there or anywhere.

We're building a time machine, we're gonna go back & FORCE DONALD'S PARENTS TO USE CONTRACEPTION
On our trip into the past remember to NOT STEP ON ANY BUTTERFLIES. That's what ruins time travel on the shows, so DON'T DO THAT
We'll save the Earth from Donald-then we'll never have been born- any of us