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Please stop following me! I’m a gross, dirty, old Daddy bear. You really do not want to see this filth. Perhaps it was the political rhetoric &/or nihilism: I assure you, that is but a sliver! I am without depth; a mere depraved base creature. So stop it.

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Explain how a rock is not making the choice, moment by moment, to be a rock

07.03.2026 16:40 👍 338 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

ADHD is such an enigma, because while there's severe time-blindness one one hand, somehow when I set a timer I always remember to stop it 10 seconds before it goes off

07.03.2026 23:37 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing with a woman in a pink suit and hat . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing with a woman in a pink suit and hat .

Opener: «Great White World,» 𝑴𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝑨𝒏𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒍𝒔

Closer: «Seven Years,» 𝑻𝒊𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒍𝒚

Both: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒍𝒍 the lead into «In the Flesh?» and the outro of «Outside the Wall» loop together, hence fitting this prompt and, darkly, cynically making the album’s horrific narrative a looping Möbius strip of angst.

07.03.2026 08:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Twin Peaks Opening Title Generator – Welcome to Twin Peaks

welcometotwinpeaks.com/memes/twin-p...

07.03.2026 06:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The actor Jeffrey Holder portraying a version(?) of Baron Samedi in the film 𝑳𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝑫𝒊𝒆, arguably one of the most problematic Bond films, but still one of my favourites. His family were neighbours of my parents. They met him on numerous occasions when I was a baby.

07.03.2026 06:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a person 's face with the words make a gif.com visible Alt: Head/bust shot of Jeffrey Holder as Baron Samedi. Bald Black man in white coat with very high collar, the right side of his face painted white, laughing as he pulls back and dons a white tophat.

𝑳𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝑫𝒊𝒆

07.03.2026 06:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
The WELCOME TO TWIN PEAKS sign surmounted in the TWIN PEAKS font, the dissonant text, ostensibly from DUNE, THE SPICE MUST FLOW.

From the title card for the classic 90s series TWIN PEAKS featuring a city welcome sign on the right, highway on the left, and the titular peaks in haze in the distant background.

The WELCOME TO TWIN PEAKS sign surmounted in the TWIN PEAKS font, the dissonant text, ostensibly from DUNE, THE SPICE MUST FLOW. From the title card for the classic 90s series TWIN PEAKS featuring a city welcome sign on the right, highway on the left, and the titular peaks in haze in the distant background.

07.03.2026 06:22 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Beautiful

06.03.2026 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Justin Ling: Trump’s war in Iran shows Carney has lots to learn about the new world order — one thing most of all The U.S. case for war is built upon a stack of lies, and Ottawa has seen fit to rationalize every one of them.

Two decades ago, Canada declined to go to war based on lies.

Today, Cabada wasn't even invited to the war — and yet, for some reason, we're participating in the fiction. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...

06.03.2026 13:33 👍 138 🔁 48 💬 12 📌 3

Outstanding.

06.03.2026 04:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love the easy laugh!

05.03.2026 22:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Michael Palin?

05.03.2026 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Biiiiiiiiiig boi war fighter

05.03.2026 20:04 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Anytime
Anywhere

05.03.2026 21:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Callipygian beauty.
Would wreck.

05.03.2026 20:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They found Indigenous ancestral remains on their property. They say doing the right thing shouldn't cost them — CBC News An Ontario couple was concerned to discover Indigenous ancestral remains on their property during renovations. But the biggest shock came when they learned a provincially mandated investigation could ...
05.03.2026 18:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to be commonly multi orgasmic, but not from wanking.

05.03.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With cruelty and violent passion.

05.03.2026 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perhaps:
*sweat Jesus?

05.03.2026 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At that rate you’ll be 7’3” by 30!

05.03.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanked off twice in succession last night. I haven’t done that in fucking æons.

05.03.2026 17:22 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Yes.

05.03.2026 17:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Protecting Planet Earth’s Skies: A4E's Statement on Proposed Large Satellite Constellations - a4e.org Astronomers for Planet Earth (A4E) is an international grassroots movement of astronomy students, educators, amateurs and scientists, working to address the climate crisis from an astronomical perspec...

Astronomers for Planet Earth are submitting a statement about some of the proposed megaconstellations that would ruin ground-based astronomy to the FCC.

You can read the statement below: 🔭☄️

05.03.2026 12:47 👍 108 🔁 68 💬 1 📌 3

It is a thing of beauty, pup.

05.03.2026 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are wrong so hard you have curved back into righteousness. Or something. Anyway carry on.

💛💛💛

05.03.2026 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of a post about the megacorp about to own all the media after Netflix dropped out if the WB bidding.

Screenshot of a post about the megacorp about to own all the media after Netflix dropped out if the WB bidding.

In the Greed-is-Good 80s the dystopian sci-fi was all about evil megacorps owning everything. Now companies that produced/published/made such media are now all are owned by megacorps in the dystopian present. No real point: capitalism is evil. So evil that even in excesses of the 80s called them so.

04.03.2026 23:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds nigh perfect

04.03.2026 18:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I accidentally trained my dog to growl at people I don't like. I just need to look at him, look at the victim, then wrinkle my nose. "I'm so sorry he doesn't seem to like you, he gets this way sometimes, perhaps best if you go I'm afraid". He gets a treat when they leave.

03.03.2026 08:20 👍 310 🔁 8 💬 11 📌 1
Is the US arming Mexican cartels?

Is the US arming Mexican cartels?

Is the US arming Mexican cartels? https://aje.news/mlzkp5

03.03.2026 08:30 👍 136 🔁 68 💬 17 📌 23
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The Big Bang Theory is terrible in a number of ways. It’s not just the neurodivergents they’re baiting.
This is out now!

03.03.2026 06:18 👍 71 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0