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I guess the truth is in the eye of the beholder, huh Dan?

Always crazy when you watch weather other places. Here you know they’re pinpoint wall clouds to the exact street corner and other major cities are years behind.

Tornado sirens 🌪️

The War Queer? Like Wilhelm Von Steuben?

And at the time, so many of my friends like DADU better, but I’m wide away its morning just grew and grew on you.

The fact this came out same day with digital ash, digital urn is still crazy to think about.

Good lord what a 🧵🪡

I just ate leftovers in the fridge that I was unaware was a week old. Pray for me.

The job numbers are bad bad.

Oh Hyrox... I was way off.

I could do 5 or 6 probably.

Although I don’t like it on steaks. I love it on baked potatoes.

You could carbonate A1 and I think I would drink it.

Wireless TENS unit. Legit.

I’ve had some TFL and IT band issues and this has helped so much.

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I'd like to make myself belieeeeeeeeve

It’s almost like the holiday vanilla Coke Zero, which was incredible and shouldn’t be limited.

Sorry, cherry float. Don’t mind if I do.

The new Cherry Vanilla Coke Zero is 👨🏻‍🍳😘🤌🏼

I guess you could say she has . . .

*sunglasses on*

Noem idea

Iraq 2 Electric Boogaloo.

Taking on Dunkin? All of Boston:

Without France’s involvement and support, it’s just sparkling white military aggression.

I’m fighting for my life from bears and hogs every time I leave the house.