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i’m chris, your nice friend from basketball. maine by heart, boston by happenstance. host of enjoy your day, thursdays at 2 ET @ uncertain.fm

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all my best homies hate snowbanks

07.03.2026 20:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

would crush a shields red dog rn.

07.03.2026 18:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of the best movies to ever exist.

07.03.2026 03:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

call the communist party the “freedom party” and they’re doing numbers rn

07.03.2026 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

speaking of important guys back for their teams

07.03.2026 02:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mister president sir, the oklahoma city thunder are not a “college sports” team. but thank you for bombing them instead of an elementary school

07.03.2026 02:03 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

deeply negative vibes. there are many more pleasant heels out there

07.03.2026 01:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ...

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

07.03.2026 01:00 👍 2229 🔁 320 💬 32 📌 14

this argument is a great illustration of why barkley has always been an elite analyst and why shaq is basically 23.7 PPG Kendrick Perkins

07.03.2026 01:02 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

tatum should’ve sat the rest of the season. no reason to give the bosses more money for your labor when you can actually come back 100%

07.03.2026 00:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

crazy volley from both teams. tatum not having a minutes restriction is extremely joe mazz also

07.03.2026 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they don’t wanna call a single foul in this game

07.03.2026 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it was in my local wegmans but yes i do

06.03.2026 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it is tremendous. this is the seltzer event of the year.

06.03.2026 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rip cinnamon roll, but i imagine vanilla cupcake is delicious

06.03.2026 23:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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we are so fucking back

06.03.2026 23:19 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so funny that that’s a tv theme song

06.03.2026 20:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

literally no idea how he has abs

06.03.2026 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and it was just like… the economy was better haha

06.03.2026 17:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they made jabba the hunk 🥴

06.03.2026 17:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

heinous

06.03.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

extremely happy to pay an extra 40 cents a gallon today compared to last month because the american government is run by genuinely stupid and bad people

06.03.2026 17:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

white cheddar instead of aged provolone is nuts

06.03.2026 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i only take a medium (skill issue)

06.03.2026 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as a trash person, their cold brew fuels many of my mornings

06.03.2026 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you got it (move to the worst city in the country, you won’t)

06.03.2026 15:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh wow, he said he was 10 years younger than he is! that’s pretty good

06.03.2026 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

weird, right?

06.03.2026 03:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it that many parents don’t socialize their children at home anymore, and expect teachers to do their job? gotta be phones/technology right?

05.03.2026 23:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i would be pretty upset if i had to play banjo without knowing how to, too

05.03.2026 21:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0