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Ancient Millenial Jersey Jewish Rock Man. He/him. Reskeets and follows are not necessarily an endorsement. These posts don't represent any of my employers. Mercutio Politics ftw.

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This is a fucking nightmare.

10.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dozens of Ostensible Democrats unbothered by Nazism and White Supremacy. This is what Hell on Earth looks like to me.

10.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One Battle After Another was not meant to be realistic and it’s not its fault that it is

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Super Mario Bros. 3

Just pure joy

10.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is one of the most gobbledygook descriptions of Jewish identity I've ever heard. How many layers of distortion did that go through?

10.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The war is entering its Zaxes phase.

10.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All tech no policy

10.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking hilarious given EVERYTHING in tte US right now.

10.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Caligula for President" remains the most Prophetic book of my lifetime.

10.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean Elon Musk’s career was totally unaffected by doing a Nazi salute and endorsing the German neo-Nazi party, and Tucker Carlson hosted multiple Holocaust deniers and regularly goes to the White House.

This tweet about Muslims was appalling and we can oppose it without making this comparison.

10.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
10.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the president has literally called israel our country and benjamin netanyahu our prime minister and called us disloyal to them both and not a fucking thing happened

09.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean it kinda is.

10.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When moral culpability matters more to you than positive or negative outcomes.

10.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of Tom Cruise in Collateral with the lines

You killed him?

No. I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.

An image of Tom Cruise in Collateral with the lines You killed him? No. I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.

We're at Tom Cruise in Collateral pedantic here.

10.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Dragon Quest 1 remake is bloated to near interminability. The DQ2 remake is excellent.

10.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those who have tamped down concerns about the SAVE Act’s chance of passage in the Senate are wrong. Keep your eyes on the prize. The potential for a blowout in 2026 is top of mind for Trump, and there are only a few ways to avoid it.

Call your Senators. 202-224-3121.

09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 817 πŸ” 429 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10
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Democrats’ swoon for Jew-hater Graham Platner shows antisemites now run their party The Senate candidate from Maine knows his base wants a laundered version of the world’s oldest hatred β€” and his success is a symptom of a larger sickness.

New flavor of Jew as political football dropping thanks to Graham Platner supporters. Every democrat is going to have to wear this albatross, fairly or not, if he's the nominee in Maine. nypost.com/2026/03/09/o...

10.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not convinced Trump’s rewriting of the horrible bombing of a girls school won’t be Russia hoaxed, election rigged, and Chinese bioweaponed into Trumpist canon.

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Happened to me, too.

09.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hasn't Syria been through enough?

09.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

American Jew or just American?

09.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Question 1: No. Just start with 999.

Question 2: Usually not, but eventually yes.

09.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
President Donald Trump of Shinra saying:
We are going to build a plate over midgar and the slums are going to pay for it

President Donald Trump of Shinra saying: We are going to build a plate over midgar and the slums are going to pay for it

Wild that this meme is 10+ years old but it could have been made last night over drinks

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 874 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Play this. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

09.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As I recall I only watched it when those other shows were doing reruns (which was fairly often with 65 ep series.) I remember there was a musical episode which was particularly hilarious.

09.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched this when I was a kid. I think it would be better remembered if it wasn't competing with the likes of tge Disney Afternoon, Animaniacs and Batman TAS.

09.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

08.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 9464 πŸ” 1665 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 34

A lot of the responses to this amount to "How DARE you criticize Canadian Antisemitism!" rather than outrage at the actual Antisemitism.

09.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The responses to this completely uncontroversial, correct take are amazing, which suggests that Canada indeed must get its shit together, notwithstanding our own shit here in the U.S.

09.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0