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Jade

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Text over an image of the god emperor of dune (worm guy): the worm in RFK jrs break. Telling him to replace all the misma cereals with varios, locally sourced dried meats (its road kill)

Text over an image of the god emperor of dune (worm guy): the worm in RFK jrs break. Telling him to replace all the misma cereals with varios, locally sourced dried meats (its road kill)

16.11.2024 04:07 👍 740 🔁 103 💬 5 📌 1

Eric Adams last seen at Noah's Ark themed party in Soho

29.09.2023 18:59 👍 74 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0

Hi!!! I missed you 🩷

29.07.2023 01:40 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

her: let's try roleplaying

me: can I be a hypochondriac?

her: you got it

me: *suddenly nervous* got what

28.07.2023 18:08 👍 693 🔁 109 💬 7 📌 1

bro bluesky going public cannot come soon enough i cannot stand twitter anymore. i want it to die so bad

28.07.2023 20:08 👍 1810 🔁 165 💬 121 📌 20
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let him cook

28.07.2023 22:43 👍 1163 🔁 178 💬 57 📌 58

Over the weekend, I tried to see the movies, "Barbie" & "Oppenheimer" back-to-back aka the "Barbenheimer" experience.
But when I got to the theater, I mis-spoke to the ticket taker & got kicked out of the theater.
Seems that saying that you are there to see "barbie's hyman" is wrong.

24.07.2023 22:24 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0