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Married to a saint. Socially awkward. Liberal. Focus, attention = kryptonite Working on an app for dog owners. Mostly politics and movies. Sometimes both. #OreoTheTerrier stan account. Movies @ https://letterboxd.com/mcarvin

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This makes complete sense if you’ve ever gone to a corner bar full of old guys who know everything but have seen nothing beyond the borders of their hometown, and talk to them after 8-10 beers.

06.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What does CBP have to do with this? Wouldn't it be Treasury's responsibility to disburse

Asking for a...country full of people.

06.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This video is a great one to watch.

Former intelligence member explains the Iranian/Epstein war. Daily.

#SheShed

06.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 1202 πŸ” 794 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 96
Photo of box for Absolutely MAD, a DVD containing every issue of MAD Magazine.

Photo of box for Absolutely MAD, a DVD containing every issue of MAD Magazine.

@alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social was going through boxes and drawers to get my home office straightened up, found this and thought of you!

06.03.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Joe Pettibone about to put the kabosh on the Mayor and Pinky in His Girl Friday

Joe Pettibone about to put the kabosh on the Mayor and Pinky in His Girl Friday

Joe Pettibone for DHS

06.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe comments reported run counter to the values our party stands for. The Republican Party rejects racism, antisemitism, and bigotry," Donalds said

05.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie sits at a desk with the words " i don 't even really work here " above him ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits at a desk with the words " i don 't even really work here " above him

The hard part is that he didn't even really work there.

05.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

That whole thing just gave me big β€œthere’s 2 kinds of people in the world: real criminals and people we haven’t caught yet” vibes.

That’s not to mention the fanboy treatment and Tiger Beat crap like β€œYou check every box! Are you religious?”

05.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On one hand, the β€œDo you know how many [pedos | domestic abusers | violent criminals]…” questions would be delicious. I give MWM about 3 rounds before he starts threatening Dem Senators like he did to Bernie.

On the other hand, his testimony is going to get covered like a fart in the wind.

05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[WARNING: This is a bit graphic.]

A Marine Corps veteran protesting Trump’s War on Iran had his arm broken by Capitol Police and GOP Senator Tim Sheehy. It appears to be a compound fracture.

04.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 2722 πŸ” 1463 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 343

How odd that so many military veterans who saw their friends get killed in the last stupid in the Middle East feel compelled to speak out against this stupid war in the Middle East.

04.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1291 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Scott Perry, huh? Guess the heat from Janelle Stelson for his seat is ramping up.

04.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@stephruhle.bsky.social with the mission for @velshi.com - win @lesdoggg.bsky.social’s affection!

04.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wise words from @anamariecox.bsky.social.

Don’t take the bait.

Be smart like Jasmine.

04.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
YouTube app notification from The White House YouTube channel:
"Iran tried to kill President Trump, and President Trump got the last laugh." - SECRETARY OF WAR

YouTube app notification from The White House YouTube channel: "Iran tried to kill President Trump, and President Trump got the last laugh." - SECRETARY OF WAR

Chat are we cooked

04.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No worse than, you know, betting on whether or not there’ll be a nuclear war before 2027.

This all sucks.

04.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that’s comedy tonight.

02.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Tom Cotton was busy getting face time with Trump at the Congressional Medal of Honor event (aka Trump’s Dean Martin’s Celebrity Roast).

And β€œnuisance?” Americans and Israelis and non-combatant Iranians are going to die because the regime is a β€œnuisance?”

Please give this guy more TV hits.

02.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something something Biden Crime Family self enrichment blah blah blah

02.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

02.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 23873 πŸ” 5954 πŸ’¬ 1730 πŸ“Œ 632

Even David Muir would have opinions on the matter.

02.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget about how much Melania hates the jackhammers noise.

02.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grieving so hard that he’s up there acting like it’s the Dean Martin Celebrity Roast. One liners, non sequiturs, self-congratulatory shit.

None of this will make the news. The WH Press Corps will let all of this go unquestioned and unchallenged.

02.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Update from Shawn McCreesh

Trump is talking about ballroom drapes while barely mentioning 4 dead American service members.

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

02.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Grieving so hard that he moved to the drapes, ballroom and Melania’s (alleged) dislike of the construction noise.

02.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so far i think in the last 48 hours trump has called

- michael scherer at the atlantic
- jonathan karl, abc
- jake tapper, cnn
- axios
- bret baier, fox news
- the new york times
- the washington post

just noting that when he wants to sell a war, suddenly theyre not "fake news" anymore

02.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2647 πŸ” 780 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 45
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BREAKING: Trump speaks about Iran strikes YouTube video by MS NOW

www.youtube.com/live/fT3VxPX...

@msnowevents.bsky.social

02.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the @msnowevents.bsky.social live stream of the Trump remarks. The artifice is disgusting.

- Piano playing a melancholy Over the Rainbow

- People filing in like they should be announced Γ  la 1930’s dinner party

- The WWE-esque announcer who just introduced Trump.

02.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Hegseth uses words like β€œconventional umbrella,” I’m reminded of…

Trump was going to talk to reporters re: new casino. Before he goes out, he asks a worker about some small detail. Then waxes rhapsodic to reporters about said detail.

Didn’t know shit. Just gave the appearance of knowing.

02.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0