Another Gay Michael 🥀

teamm8 is good

Year of the whores YESSSSSSSS

dom/sub roleplay but instead of forcing me to pleasure him, he’s forcing me to accept the care i give everyone but myself

that’s hot

🚫👖 next :)

corpomogging my boomermaxxing coworkers on the spreadsheet

none of these words are in the Bible

insta liked this one

Haircut day, yayyyyy!!!!!

my company’s CEO is always talking about how we need to maximize the value of sharing hole or whatever

Romance ain’t dead in the Midwest

BREAKING: Brown-haired white guy with a mustache that keeps popping up on the Discover tab is actually three different homosexuals

pussy pussy pussy pussy cunt cunt cunt

you have such a way with words

it’s in your back and knees.

i drop left my knee, tuck both hips forward, drop my right knee, then pop my hips back

oversized hoodie black coffee and marlboro red for breaky, i’m so jenni tolls coded

oomf and me at the gym looking snatched in our cvnty lil lifting belts after we both got new squat PRs

UKRAINE AID IS TRENDING FOR A REASON. PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING UNDER INVASION AND QUEER AND TRANS UKRAINIANS FACE DOUBLE PERSECUTION. WE MUST SHOW UP WITH AID, ASYLUM AND SOLIDARITY. WAR CAN'T ERASE THEIR HUMANITY. WE STAND WITH UKRAINE AND OUR LGBTQ+ SIBLINGS THERE.

i have BINGO:

stars in my childhood bedroom ceiling
wanted to be a marine biologist
social chair of every org i’ve been in since 7th grade
high school internship with my city’s water utility

and also this was me in kindergarten

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil found in the latest release of Epstein files

esp during black history month like????

almost forgot Meryl Streep

it could’ve been ANY of #them but it wasn’t, and having to sit with that is doing something absolutely abhorrent to my spirit

like deadass it should’ve been Kristi Noem.

We as gay people need to make sure she is never forgotten! 😞

😭🕊️

That ruined my fucking week and i still wasn’t over Betty White or Jessica Walter, now the only ethical white women left are Liza Minelli and Glenn Close :(

6’1

florals for springtime

it’s raiiiiining men FAT BITCHES