meat slurry

For Ravens fans who want to read Jeff Z without going to X,

There’s a mirror bot of his account here:

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Octopus!

I tell my dogs to “keep it sleazy” because they cannot fail me. They can only wonder why anyone in 2026 says that.

Venezuela is in the lead but subject to visual inspection

I wondered if there was a guy at Fukushima who prevented a punch of deaths

Had very similar convo! What makes a hero?

21st century Olympic Hero? Shaun White

21st century superhero? Who was created this Millenia, I dunno

21st century sandwich?

Settled on one who saves lives at risk of their own; thought of Sully but mentally crossed him off for it was his actual job

JFK Oswalt

Saving this.

Tall nation what up

Might leave this earthly coil before he gets a chance!

Dude on Jeopardy literally couldn’t remember the Alamo.

“I’m not even using this wasteful luxury I demanded”

The “yatty” accent in Louisiana is very similar to Long Island however, and that’s y’all approved

Primitive man’s ability to reason

Primitive man’s ability to reason

whether war, vaccines, or critical infrastructure there is contingent of the right that seems to believe that their security from the worst things that happen is some kind of metaphysical principle rather than the result of specific historical processes that could've gone otherwise and still could

Fuckin a, I got a rash

Tim Robinson characters all around us

How did an asshole like JD get such a nice kitchen

Another day older and deeper in debt, hell yeah

@fuzydunlop.bsky.social it’s beautiful

Oooooo, Larry FINE

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

Compiling more numbers than 1998 Scott Erickson

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Elrond talking to a semi-conscious Frodo

frodo what's your draftkings login it's very important and I have three minutes to kickoff

Anyone else turn off automatic downloads on their iPhone and have that ignored? It updated this morning without my consent.

Loves a handsome winner!

I would give a heart to agree but my likes aren’t registering

AJ Soprano saying “I thought we were Napoli-Dapoli or whatever” everytime I saw his name

Adley based on being a hugger from Oregon