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@legalminimum

No longer head lawyer for Bungie. Kinda retired. Have entered my super villain era. Ex-Chief Legal Officer of Pokémon. Produced Detective Pikachu. Entertainment Law prof (University of Washington). Supporter of trans kids.

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I feel very confident I wasn’t involved.

07.03.2026 07:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My suggestion of Canada avoids the USA for people who don’t want to come into the USA right now.

07.03.2026 07:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Alternative: you could just go the wrong direction and fly through Canada.

07.03.2026 07:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well fuck. That’s not good.

07.03.2026 07:38 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

You might want to lest we spoil it by talking about when Dr Mel dies.

07.03.2026 07:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The book.

07.03.2026 07:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like seeing Langdon’s redemption arc.

07.03.2026 03:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is a very apt description.

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nintendo Legal are excellent. I have a ton of respect for the ones I dealt with. And remember: the President of Nintendo of America is their ex-General Counsel.

07.03.2026 02:58 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

I have to keep pushing or those documentary people aren't going to have anything to promote!

07.03.2026 02:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Another 1,500 words. Done for the day.

07.03.2026 02:14 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

Pete Hegseth really is the Gamergate of Cabinet secretaries.

06.03.2026 23:58 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only way Mr Simon's usage is inaccurate is that a proper decimation involves the other 9 members of the legion killing the 10th themselves.

06.03.2026 23:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As a decimate truther myself, this skeet makes me happy.

06.03.2026 22:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There will be plenty more of these.

06.03.2026 20:25 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sadly this is only Nintendo suing "Trump" in the way that US litigation captions cases because the USA hasn't figured out how to separate the office from the office holder.

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dafuq is up with those shoulder pads?

06.03.2026 19:25 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

In general pokemoncenter.com is the place to look for your unusual Pokémon merch. It brings in a bunch of the stuff that's otherwise available only in Japan. It's less for the broad consumer stuff and more for the niche collectors.

06.03.2026 17:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re not willing to fly to Japan for it try pokemoncenter.com

06.03.2026 16:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It really does have the energy of people who misuse “myself” because they think it sounds more fancy than “me”.

06.03.2026 16:21 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This isn’t the point but: what the fuck is a “kinetic conflict”? A fight where stuff is moving around in physical space? Isn’t that… every fight?

06.03.2026 16:19 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 1

Okay. At least the bill specifies what licensed professions it’s targeting so that you don’t end up with “well hairdressers need a permit to operate so a chatbot can’t suggest hairstyles” or some other nonsense.

06.03.2026 16:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If only there had been a way to make sure tariffs didn’t happen until after we knew whether they would be upheld. Someone should invent a procedure to allow for such matters to be adjudicated on a temporary or provisional basis.

06.03.2026 16:05 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somehow no, you didn’t.

06.03.2026 15:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hence my reaction.

06.03.2026 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just found it. Well, if anyone is allowed to disclose Wizards’ trade secrets, it’s Wizards.

06.03.2026 14:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That was me.

06.03.2026 14:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 14:44 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I saw you mention Shatner and Plummer and said “look at that, someone who knows the deep lore”. But of course you do.

Fans: I’ve spoken of how I renamed a building at McGill University after William Shatner. Alex was one of the people involved. It wasn’t so much “I” as a “we” but: character limits.

06.03.2026 14:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0