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all of my poasts meet industry standards. ‮ he/they african wild dog sona sfw, some (im)mature humor pfp by @plaguenecromancer.bsky.social, banner by @slapmaa.bsky.social @john_wilddog on twitter mexicanwilddog.neocities.org

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this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

08.03.2026 00:02 👍 1119 🔁 283 💬 8 📌 0
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Who needs friends when you’ve got… HOMIE MELON!!!

07.03.2026 02:31 👍 771 🔁 142 💬 9 📌 1
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 👍 11483 🔁 2107 💬 110 📌 126

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

06.03.2026 17:00 👍 2850 🔁 911 💬 44 📌 80
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Happy #fursuitfriday from the ski slopes ⛷️

I might be a little crazy for doing this in full digi lol

🪡 @madefuryou.com

07.03.2026 01:39 👍 77 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

stay safe!

07.03.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Putting the ears to good use this #macromarch 📡

🎨: @essyx.bsky.social

04.03.2026 20:37 👍 787 🔁 153 💬 5 📌 2

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 👍 9495 🔁 2151 💬 88 📌 34
A cartoon of Angelo, a quadrupedal anthropomorphic Pitador dog wearing a light western cowboy hat, with a blue handkerchief, and a belt with empty holsters. He's in a barn, seated laying against a saddle on the ground. He tips his hat with his front paw and says "I hope you ain't here to start any trouble...what can I do for ya, partner?"

A cartoon of Angelo, a quadrupedal anthropomorphic Pitador dog wearing a light western cowboy hat, with a blue handkerchief, and a belt with empty holsters. He's in a barn, seated laying against a saddle on the ground. He tips his hat with his front paw and says "I hope you ain't here to start any trouble...what can I do for ya, partner?"

Cowboy Angelo but more doggy

#furryart #western

06.03.2026 10:13 👍 891 🔁 144 💬 17 📌 0

happy birthday!

06.03.2026 10:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i wish i was an architect sometimes. im a sucker for cool looking buildings

06.03.2026 07:15 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"repeating lines. At last, loneliness has killed you. A sunny afternoon. The beauty of this world is almost paralysing. You walk out into the fields. Spring is just around the corner. You survived, or so do your bodily senses lead you to believe. And then there is silence. You refuse to let your brain wander, because you're worried that you'll have to regard yourself in the stale air of your bedroom otherwise. So you continue praying to your glowing screens. You keep on clinging on to the magic of"

"repeating lines. At last, loneliness has killed you. A sunny afternoon. The beauty of this world is almost paralysing. You walk out into the fields. Spring is just around the corner. You survived, or so do your bodily senses lead you to believe. And then there is silence. You refuse to let your brain wander, because you're worried that you'll have to regard yourself in the stale air of your bedroom otherwise. So you continue praying to your glowing screens. You keep on clinging on to the magic of"

at last, loneliness has killed you

06.03.2026 07:11 👍 49 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly

05.03.2026 17:28 👍 5325 🔁 1677 💬 39 📌 25

a tried and tested ad hominem might work

05.03.2026 07:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what do you mean theres people on the bluesky team who unironically think you can cool down your phone by dunking it in water

05.03.2026 05:28 👍 50 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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fun fact, i was borned in march 2013 🌟 first artworks of me 🌵

05.03.2026 02:03 👍 130 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0
Image of chi

Image of chi

#hourly #chi https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/chi/4613498714_e6c0f65fb2_c.jpg

05.03.2026 02:00 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Keep Android Open Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.

Please, PLEASE, be loud about this topic, Android being open is what makes it useful, you own your phone and you should be able to install apps from wherever you wish to, don't let Google tell you what's allowed on the device you payed for!

keepandroidopen.org

03.03.2026 16:30 👍 2341 🔁 2359 💬 11 📌 33
Neopets veteran hat

Neopets veteran hat

Demon possessed vehicle bumper sticker

Demon possessed vehicle bumper sticker

Sonic t shirt

Sonic t shirt

Never kill yourself shirt

Never kill yourself shirt

Coming soon…. B)

05.03.2026 01:15 👍 198 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 0
a sleepy doggy sips on a coffee late at night by his car

a sleepy doggy sips on a coffee late at night by his car

your turn to drive

05.03.2026 01:08 👍 1455 🔁 319 💬 4 📌 1

just got a job at the new york times as some dumbass

04.06.2024 20:33 👍 609 🔁 137 💬 12 📌 2
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04.03.2026 04:44 👍 2503 🔁 552 💬 38 📌 10
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JamKam Commissions open

Gonna start Doordashing on a bike soon cause no commissions as of late and I need to cover rent and utilities. Consider commissioning me for art & design for anything you want so I won’t have to rely on Doordash! jamkamart.carrd.co

03.03.2026 23:42 👍 15 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 1
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UNTAMED YOTE!

03.03.2026 15:31 👍 4409 🔁 887 💬 19 📌 0
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me for no reason

03.03.2026 18:39 👍 369 🔁 61 💬 2 📌 3
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Crash Bandicoot ✨

03.03.2026 17:29 👍 545 🔁 140 💬 4 📌 0

Alex Pretti should have been 38 years old today.

02.03.2026 10:29 👍 466 🔁 116 💬 4 📌 3

⚠️ she will steal your food

02.03.2026 04:27 👍 1817 🔁 418 💬 6 📌 0
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learn your history, besties

03.06.2025 19:52 👍 15370 🔁 6650 💬 51 📌 41