this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said
@wilddog
all of my poasts meet industry standards. he/they african wild dog sona sfw, some (im)mature humor pfp by @plaguenecromancer.bsky.social, banner by @slapmaa.bsky.social @john_wilddog on twitter mexicanwilddog.neocities.org
this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said
Who needs friends when you’ve got… HOMIE MELON!!!
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.
Happy #fursuitfriday from the ski slopes ⛷️
I might be a little crazy for doing this in full digi lol
🪡 @madefuryou.com
stay safe!
Putting the ears to good use this #macromarch 📡
🎨: @essyx.bsky.social
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
A cartoon of Angelo, a quadrupedal anthropomorphic Pitador dog wearing a light western cowboy hat, with a blue handkerchief, and a belt with empty holsters. He's in a barn, seated laying against a saddle on the ground. He tips his hat with his front paw and says "I hope you ain't here to start any trouble...what can I do for ya, partner?"
Cowboy Angelo but more doggy
#furryart #western
happy birthday!
i wish i was an architect sometimes. im a sucker for cool looking buildings
"repeating lines. At last, loneliness has killed you. A sunny afternoon. The beauty of this world is almost paralysing. You walk out into the fields. Spring is just around the corner. You survived, or so do your bodily senses lead you to believe. And then there is silence. You refuse to let your brain wander, because you're worried that you'll have to regard yourself in the stale air of your bedroom otherwise. So you continue praying to your glowing screens. You keep on clinging on to the magic of"
at last, loneliness has killed you
It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly
a tried and tested ad hominem might work
what do you mean theres people on the bluesky team who unironically think you can cool down your phone by dunking it in water
fun fact, i was borned in march 2013 🌟 first artworks of me 🌵
Image of chi
#hourly #chi https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/chi/4613498714_e6c0f65fb2_c.jpg
Please, PLEASE, be loud about this topic, Android being open is what makes it useful, you own your phone and you should be able to install apps from wherever you wish to, don't let Google tell you what's allowed on the device you payed for!
keepandroidopen.org
Neopets veteran hat
Demon possessed vehicle bumper sticker
Sonic t shirt
Never kill yourself shirt
Coming soon…. B)
a sleepy doggy sips on a coffee late at night by his car
your turn to drive
just got a job at the new york times as some dumbass
Gonna start Doordashing on a bike soon cause no commissions as of late and I need to cover rent and utilities. Consider commissioning me for art & design for anything you want so I won’t have to rely on Doordash! jamkamart.carrd.co
UNTAMED YOTE!
me for no reason
Crash Bandicoot ✨
Alex Pretti should have been 38 years old today.
⚠️ she will steal your food
learn your history, besties