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@surrealistship

The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea.

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Fresh apple pressing with the fam

30.11.2024 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bacon on pie is incredible

30.11.2024 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When pumpernickel hits it's absolutely the best.

17.11.2024 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if she keeps the score that's not your gf, that's a body

17.11.2024 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep confusing it with over the hedge and get so surprised how much people love it.

17.11.2024 08:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if there's one thing that will really set bsky apart in the long run it will be useful utilities for power users and cool experiences like this.

17.11.2024 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had commercials so bad I stopped watching a show knowing how far off the target audience I was.

17.11.2024 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If a museum has a plaque for me half as good, I'll have lived a good life.

17.11.2024 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Rehearsal is becoming a more prescient tv show by the day

17.11.2024 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure it's gotten better with age

17.11.2024 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wild what you find in a boomers garage.

17.11.2024 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The vibes here have definitely shifted

17.11.2024 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

REMEMBER TO COURTESY LIKE
LIKES ARE NOT PRIVATE HERE

YOU CAN AND WILL BE SHAMED

17.11.2024 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WAIT WHAT

14.11.2024 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 207 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Hell yeah, we love to see it. Don't forget good shades, ice blindness is real

14.11.2024 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean you live in a town that's the name sake of the most dead and yet alive offspring of capitalism : Costco. The town should be a living reflection of their stores.

05.07.2023 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People who argue crispy VS chewy miss the point, bacon should be cut thick enough that it's both!

02.07.2023 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sunset over the port of Seattle

Sunset over the port of Seattle

They really are something special

02.07.2023 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

15 but this is Chaco taco erasure

02.07.2023 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Legend - The Best Of Bob Marley And The Wailers Bob Marley & The Wailers ยท Compilation ยท 2002 ยท 16 songs.

Bob Marley gets clowned on by association with stoners, but this album is truly something special. https://open.spotify.com/album/4jKeipwuUTjlx9USNYdhZn?si=-WNUfhkARWC7Hvkmrv3YHg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A4jKeipwuUTjlx9USNYdhZn

02.07.2023 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out humans and social is actually harder then rocket science

02.07.2023 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, the sweetness was the only thing that made the soda bearable.

I'd still immediately try la cornoix though

02.07.2023 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Its brand evolution is fascinating, from this to pro gamer fuel

02.07.2023 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Its somehow worse then it sounds.

02.07.2023 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean..... Mt dew was originally made to be a moonshine mixer.

02.07.2023 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jp Morgan owns the pistols Hamilton used in his duel. It's by far the funniest way to handle twitters ownership

02.07.2023 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Banger of a first post lol

01.07.2023 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its just the refugee camp from scarface lol

01.07.2023 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A shot of a Cuban refugee camp from the film Scarface

A shot of a Cuban refugee camp from the film Scarface

Us rn

01.07.2023 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm waiting for someone in Brooklyn to invent a combo vape / N95

01.07.2023 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0