Cool! 😎
07.03.2026 14:26
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“Yer can’t gi’ a baybeh Martini (shaken, not stirred)!”
07.03.2026 12:28
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Best Womble Uncle 👌🏼
07.03.2026 12:24
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(Same.)
07.03.2026 10:15
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The above list of people in a photo together from January 1994
Suede’s best lineup: Brett Anderson (vocals), Bernard Butler (guitar), Mat Osman (bass), Simon Gilbert (drums), Stephen Fry (euphonium), Ian McKellen (kazoo), Pam St Clement (vibes).
07.03.2026 09:01
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Would that it were! 🤩
07.03.2026 09:33
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My rescue hound, recently trimmed to within a mile of her rolls of neck flab, recumbent on the sofa and wearing my glasses.
It’s true: glasses do make you look more intelligent x
#SpiritAnimal
#SpeccyCatWouldveWorked
#AhWell
06.03.2026 21:02
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I don’t want him, dead or alive.
Pervert.
06.03.2026 19:51
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This did not exist in 1999. Fight me. #totp
06.03.2026 19:49
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“Duane: HARDEN!”
“Sharon, I just don’t that very helpful…”
#TOTP
06.03.2026 19:45
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SHANE TWAIN! 🐆
#TOTP
06.03.2026 19:31
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Attaboy.
It’ll be shit, obvs.
06.03.2026 19:25
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WE ARE GOOD CITIZENS.
WE AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS…
YES.
06.03.2026 19:21
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Listen mate, what you do on your own draining board is entirely up to you.
06.03.2026 19:19
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Oh, you beauty! 😂👌🏼
06.03.2026 19:14
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(Really, really not, but thanks 😂)
06.03.2026 19:13
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Cleoshatra.
#TOTP
06.03.2026 19:12
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Show off.
06.03.2026 19:09
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No woman, no try.
#TOTP
06.03.2026 19:09
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Just seen a twee emailed utterance of ‘rainbow bridge’ by some wanker at work, and now I feel such rage, I could kick my desk over… if only a) I hadn’t got a gammy leg, and b) I could be arsed.
#EuphemismAndNotAGoodOne
#Meh
🌈 🤮
06.03.2026 11:00
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Close up of a Crunchie bar, naked and snapped in half. As it were.
Friday.
FRIDAY! 🤘🏼😎
06.03.2026 07:24
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Oh, you clever, clever fella. Not like I didn’t know that already, but… this is sublime. And ridiculous.
All in one pisstakey dollop of joy 😂
05.03.2026 19:51
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Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music
05.03.2026 12:38
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Ro-LAND, from Grange Hill; dark glasses, dark hair and the darkest stare this side of Mrs McCluskey.
❓
05.03.2026 19:45
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Hey, I might’ve dropped out of uni and underachieved my whole fucking life, but… here’s one for the CV! 🤩🥳
#SmallWinsAndAllThat
Connections
Puzzle #998
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪
05.03.2026 14:06
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You’re a veritable walking Disney heroine 😁👌🏼
04.03.2026 21:55
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(Niiiiiice. 😎)
04.03.2026 21:53
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Sounds like a plan! 😁
Did my bit for the nesting birds today: gave one of my lunatic hounds a trim, and put some of the resulting removed fluff out on the garden; it makes a lovely lining for the nest.
I wish you well in your endeavours 😊
04.03.2026 21:34
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He was absolutely ace. Loved him; was an honour to co-own him for a bit of his life 😊
04.03.2026 21:29
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Grey and white cat, and tufty blonder border terrier, lying back to back and snoozing happily on a grey fleecy blanket.
Was lucky enough to share a cat with a neighbour for a couple of years, when his owners nearby had to move away (weren’t allowed pets in their new rental, which is frankly barbaric…). My Border loved him, and it was entirely reciprocated; he was an absolute beauty x
04.03.2026 21:21
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