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We're building our own Modern Homestead, learning as we go. We're Alan and Valantine, an older couple exploring modern homesteading and self-sufficiency. We began our journey in upstate New York back in June of 2022 https://www.youtube.com/@alvalonline

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It ain't the Whitey House. He can't say it, much less spell it and he's def not religious. Actually, I think Satan holds the Bible upside down for a reason.

07.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congress do anything??? pfffftttttttt

07.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At a minimum. Stocks and a tour of public squares might be a great start. I'm hoping we can eventually erect a big, beautiful, golden gallows on the old East Wing foundation by the 4th of July. Independence Day from Facism. And Fools.

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prison would be nice too. You know, kinda like a warmup for Hell. No lube.

05.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But ONLY the "Americas" we LIKE. Not the rest. They can go suck it. Because they're MEAN to me! So not them. But they could also PAY ME for coverage. Like insurance! Yeah, that's it! INSURANCE. From getting hurt. By me.

05.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's so unusual about that??? Reich wingers RELISH being able to hurt people, either in person when they can bully someone smaller and weaker, or via laws, or trolling. But in the end, they get their rocks off when they know they've inflicted ANY kind of pain and suffering on someone.

05.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that ANY Republican candidate is proudly tying themselves to a ped0 convicted felon and actually EXPECTS that to get them votes is just sickening. We can only hope that SOME of his base ARE actual christians. Christian Hypocrites Openly Desire Epstein Supporter. Or CHODES.

04.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could get behind that. And push them over a cliff.

04.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that ANY candidate is proudly tying themselves to a ped0 convicted felon and actually EXPECTS that to get them votes is just sickening. We can only hope that SOME of his base ARE actual christians. Christian Hypocrites Openly Desire Epstein Supporter. Or CHODES.

04.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one more, wait, there are a LOT more deserving. Probably why they picked her.

03.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If he could suck his own dick, we'd never have to listen to him again.

03.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His daddy is too stupid to serve in the White House. But that ain't stoppin' him. Just sayin'.

03.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Whew! Money's safe! Honey, where are the kids? We LEFT them there? Oh well, we'll just have some more. BRING ME MY CONCUBINES!!!)

02.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet, with all of the "ancient" aliens building SO much, leaving SO MANY artifacts like the pyramids, and in so many images, sculptures, monoliths, cave drawings and everything else they left that "Ancient Aliens" finds to put on tv, we haven't seen ANY of that in RECORDED HISTORY. Strange.

02.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's just a step towardes eventually having a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds in office spaces close to the kkkomannder in chief. For, you know, office stuff...

01.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Netunyahoo..... WOW! That was Effin' EAZY!
#war #Iran #trump #israel

01.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone told trump all the Epstein Files weere now in a hidden bunker in Iran.

28.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It only has to do with the urgent problems the oligarchy face, along with many of their syncophants. The Epstein-Barr-Trump-From-Ever-Seeing-the-Light-of-Day-Again-syndrome.

28.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we probably need a few tribunals more than anything. If we're going to prevent this from ever happening again, there has to be some SEVERE consequences and PUBLIC. With lots and lots of selfies out in front of the gallows to commemorate the moment. This history will need to live forever.

28.02.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To hear it from the reich wing, we all voted for a woman 35 times each.

28.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's GOTTA be trump's daddy. I mean, it makes perfect sense.....

27.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LEGO day in Austin. What an idjit galoot.

27.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mmmmmmmmm, koooorrrrnnnnnnnnn nuuuutttttttttsssssss!!!!!

It is IMPOSSIBLE to have enuf KKKKOOORRRRRRNNNNNN NUTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSS!!!!

27.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I Got Tired of Hauling Firewood… So I Built This
I Got Tired of Hauling Firewood… So I Built This YouTube video by Al & Val's Modern Off-Grid Homestead

Old Man Engineering strikes again! youtu.be/HLzhE3PDUnU?...

#snow #sled #firewood #engineering #smart

27.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like his Taxis have the same probem that his weenis has.

27.02.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a bag of dicks. For realz.

27.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We all do these days. These are some trully sad times for so many. I cannot imagine what it must be like for anyone whose skin is darker, whose accent is different, or who came here looking for a better life.

27.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Angel vs Deep Snow ❄️ (She Was Not Ready πŸ˜‚)
Angel vs Deep Snow ❄️ (She Was Not Ready πŸ˜‚) YouTube video by Al & Val's Modern Off-Grid Homestead

Posted this previously but forgot my hashtags! Won't get seen without em! Anyway, here's our little bundle of energy doing what she loves best. Using all that energy.

#dogs #video #youtube #doglovers @dogs.bsky.social

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26.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0