There's so much to do in Pokopia but now I must build The Tower, all else is backburnered until further notice
06.03.2026 20:03
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There's so much to do in Pokopia but now I must build The Tower, all else is backburnered until further notice
Now this is art
So much of the future feels like it was cooked up in the Simpsons' writers room
We're not nice at all, we're polite. It's a thin candy shell over a sinister molten core. I was raised in a simmering cauldron of casual racism. I got out! A lot of my peers did not.
All You Need Is Kill definitely one of my new favorite time loop movies I've seen in my entire life. Super high stakes, incredible animation, lot of excellent emotional beats. Top shelf shit.
So it is, my friend.
Look, it's not my business (Canadian), but Jesus fucking Christ! Are you fucking kidding me? ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LET THIS FUCKING HAPPEN???
Drunk on a train at 1 in the morning feels like the right way to end new year's eve, tbh
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Yeah, can't exactly do that job from home haha
I chose correctly, I see
I absolutely turned around and went back home. The lines for the bridge bus were untenable
Some (presumably horrifying) medical emergency at main Street
Trains to work are down and I am both A) halfway between work and home and B) straight up turtling right now. What if I just died, right this moment. A bathroom or a bullet, either would be fine, thanks
Required fuckin reading!!!
Didn't believe you, looked it up, slightly flabbergasted. Evil really does take a physical toll, it turns out
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Coheed & Cambria
Boris
Anamanaguchi
Nine Inch Nails
Sisters of Mercy
(nothing like a Boris show to obliterate your entire body with sound)
New column from me on why interstellar space travel will never, ever be a thing, and how it's kind of weird that they keep telling us otherwise:
jasonpargin.substack.com/p/interstell...
Because excessive photoshop wasn't enough, our models have to look like soulless horrors from beyond the cosmic veil
It is pretty nasty but that's also a lot of surface area for stickers and whatnot.
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Had a racertrash party, got stoned and watched id4.mp4 with a dozen good friends.
Hell yeah, that Araki trilogy fucking rules
the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
Mirror selfie featuring a man in black and neon dress pants and hoodie, also a bright neon belt and a shirt sporting a dripping neon skull.
Work from home fit, not quite brave enough to wear this to the office yet lol
Ghost of Yotei respects my total disdain for stealth, which I love. Atsu banging on the front door, sword in hand, ready to cut down a whole base at once. King shit for sure.
Man that new AFI album has some fuckin heaters
Yusssss
Hell yeah!! I've done work with the team from Ludic Lemur before and they're a PHENOMENAL company!!
And the team is going to absolutely knock Monsterhearts out of the park!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lud...