wisconsin deathmatch

you mean we might have to consider consequences the next time we arbitrarily blow up a school?

that sounds pretty good to me

Oh my god I would lose my mind

This would be so fucking sick

Are you using Hermit Druid and some repeatable untap to put a billion counters on processor, somehow transfer them to Triskelion, and shoot them to death?

And try all the new video games so I can warn the men in the woods about which ones are woke

Men are done with modernity. Except me. I need it to do my little podcast about men being done with modernity.

HELP ME I AM STUCK IN THE ROM AND CAN NOT GET OUT.

I've had it with these impurity tests

if you don't fight for 90% Stalin, 100% Stalin will become inevitable

Did an experiment. A spider was caught in my bathtub. Spiders are our friends, but if I pick him up with a tissue I'd probably maim the poor bastard.

What if I leave an unwound wire hanger in the tub, angled from the floor to the edge? Will he get the hint?

YES! Proud of you, little man.

saw a trailer for a video game that did the same

oh wow

can't ignore THAT

like literally just do the Darrell Hammond schtick where you make an off-color joke and immediately the penitent sinner lip bite

that's all it takes!

This is the lowest "Yes" has rated in three years. We are winning. 🇺🇸

(ckacke?)

The sun has gone done and the moon has gone up. And long ago, somebody left with dat 🅱️up.
-BAKE

The next six months will be crucial to see if Iran turns a corner.

dyatlov piss incident

I think it's bad even if they weren't bi.

I always gotta hold myself back on these because yeah it's active voice but I don't wanna fight over it when their larger point (the headline exonerates the bastards) is accurate

The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countries—including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

Soon?

remember the fanta shokata bollywood movie subtitler

make that a thing again