Bree 🇵🇸👍 🧊🚫

(I had a tubal ligation decades ago, they should not require a UPT. SO. TIRED. OF. DUMB. THINGS.)

You won't do surgery without a UPT, but you'll give me morphine without one?!

I'm so tired of dumb things.

Email is the one area I can stomach it.

Sharing a bathroom with someone who doesn't flush. 🤢🤢🤢

At least I'm not sharing a room with her...

Check my basement

Wait are there people who are ok with them??? 🤯🤯🤯

Disability accommodations are a rare thing that actually trickles down. You like curb cutouts? Auto-opening doors? Jar openers? Ramps? Hand rails? YOU’RE WELCOME

Even as an abled person you use disability accommodations every single day.

Supporting accommodations actually helps everyone.

"You don't liberate people at the barrel of a gun. Have we learned nothing from Iraq or Afghanistan? All we seem to have learned is from Gaza. Israel has learned that you can bomb hospitals & schools with impunity."

Me on MSNOW with @chrislhayes.bsky.social

Full intv: youtube.com/watch?v=u7LU...

Problem is, if you like that kind of logic, a lot of countries could say the same thing about the United States.

Oho, but guess fucking what, Past Bree has my back.

GODDAMMIT THIS ISN'T DIET AND IT HAS SUCRALOSE FMLLLLLL

I have never been so excited for diet ginger ale. 😂😂😂

OHO I GET DIET GINGER ALE!!!!!

Everybody who theoretically should have read my chart saw the note about the dog, only one saw that I recently had back surgery.

This has gone mostly poorly.

I get that there's a lot going on in a hospital but shit, you guys.

Surgery is on for the morning, presuming Morning Surgeon isn't a wussy wussy wussbag. And may be discharged same day, for two whole days of Banjo-free recovery at home!

Funny thing, about me and boiled chicken... cc: @cognitive-caltrop.bsky.social

Pretty sure that's child abuse in every country

Currently torturing myself by thinking about food. Not allowed to eat until I have less gall.

(I will only make that joke one more time, and it's gonna be aimed at my parents.)

I remember when other people thought he was good but after one conversation (if you can even call it that) I thought he sucked. He only won because of the HC Attorney race. He's the dumbest person I've ever met in my life, and that is saying a LOT.

Hey @repilhan.bsky.social since you're too much of a coward to file articles against Trump, wanna try one with the training wheels on?

Remember how this guy lobbied hard to get a pardon for a war criminal who slaughtered children? Turns out that’s literally his entire philosophy of armed conflict

Yeah, I know, and I always do... I just now have to insist, not request.

The last one did after I pitched a fit. My initial fit wasn't big enough I guess, but now I've learned.

Say what you will about Mullin, at least he introduced articles (twice!), which is more than @repilhan.bsky.social has been arsed to do.

Yes, it was for the wrong president, but still. #ITMFA

Admittedly my only frame of reference is, like, Scrubs, but I feel like placing an IV is Medical Personnel 101.

I'm gonna be a huge bitch about it from now on, really set the tone for every medical visit negatively, it's gonna be awesome. 😫😫😫 But at least I won't get stuck five times before I finally have the IV in.

I am very sad I will not be seeing you this weekend.

The "best nurse in the place" just blew three of my veins trying to place an IV.

NEVER FUCKING AGAIN.

Well, you see what you miss because of it!

My god we have to get a challenger to Witt.