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@deviantcadaver

Corsebloat || 126 || butch || it/she writer, former cadaver, 5in tall

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james cameron nooo look away from the ease of production, spend 20billion more dollars please

15.01.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know what they say
better slackin off than j

13.01.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

with lorwyb eclipsed coming i ask one thing: plsss make my infinite everything merfolk deck even more jank

09.01.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it could if he wasnt a coward

09.01.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you look like most of my stardew valley farmers

09.01.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like boom you're fired, g-d no longer loves you bc you're an ass

09.01.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

with like what, ~30% of US politicians being catholic, what if the pope started excommunicating people for their actions

09.01.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's the only way

09.01.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

natural shooters

09.01.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

make a comic about an looming horse

08.01.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

think i figured out the code for the main office we have to take breaks in

08.01.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my job doesnt know it but i'm annoyinh enough to be a snoop

08.01.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's bc you're ghoulpilled

07.01.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i blame the vexing gnomes

07.01.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

want to write but words arent real

07.01.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the hardest part of being a wagie is remembering to add in inefficiency, cause i can run this place good, but bc of needing to look busy inhave to do extra

07.01.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

likely story

07.01.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"im an award nominee" said the workaholic

07.01.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stress testing arena and my opponents' patience by seeing how many copies of scute i can make in once turn

07.01.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how do i use social media

07.01.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why they make my girl so goonerbait

03.09.2025 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

being a faggy redneck kinda fucks actually, lets my cousins have a freak to idolize

01.09.2025 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yea spidy coming to magic the gathering bc Hasbro are hacks

27.08.2025 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bro i warned you about the homestuck, now im on your damn skin

26.08.2025 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry but as a supporter of hastag men's wrongs i support his autism as shit thought process

26.08.2025 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

having to tell @morijuri.bsky.social's autistic ass that we CANNOT watch conan the barbarian for our anniversary movie date.

25.08.2025 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

crazy that like the brothers wars or oath of the gatewatch wasn't on here, like oath bored me so bad i stopped playing for like a decade

25.08.2025 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know it makes me a bad queer but i just don't rlly fuck w machine girl's music

it's like the music you'd hear in a video game; love the album covers tho that shit goes nutty

24.08.2025 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

objectively all streaming platforms suck, but youtube music rlly is better bc it has that option to select a variety of artists and various traits to blend them all together on a playlist

21.08.2025 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

using my last $5 to buy an energy drink
#girl

21.08.2025 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0