Jakub Jaraczewski

*Opens the 'Polish Jokes About Holocaust and Arab - Israeli Wars' folder*

"Arming terrorist plenipotentiaries" you know what, junior staffer, that's now how the Polish language works.

🇮🇱🇵🇱 The Facebook account of the Israeli embassy in Warsaw is peak Jewish unintended comedy: "Why are US and Israel attacking Iran? Because they're hiding objects deep underground."

Die Toten Hosen - Hochzeitspolka | EURO 2012 Zamrożona Wyborowa - Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder (2010) YouTube video by moviemaniacsDE

youtu.be/v5ku-2T3r8Y?... man you've missed a key Polish-German cultural reference!

If they'll have zamrożona Wyborowa in Wars, we're cooking.

Paging @jonworth.eu @doc7austin.bsky.social

🇵🇱🍺 Lidl has a 12 craft beers for the price of 6 promo. Poland is a country with an alcohol problem.

"Avoid catastrophe at the very last minute" is a Polish class skill.

No, the "jebać debili" one.

It's the tram Marshall Piłsudski would routinely take to the just-before-the-last station.

Polish Friday level: my wife calls, and I start with "Czego?", which is the last station in "What do you want from me?" before "Czego, kurwa?"

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Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

Of course, it's being made by Poles for Poles with the only multikulti element being that the meat is occasionally imported from Germany.

Tortilla kebab has been around here for 20 years and yet people tell us that we're a monocultural country smh

Gulf influencers are so soft skinned.

Your Transylvanian humor clearly doesn't land with Westerners.

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Sir, it's not Boomer Dad Day.

Iran war challenges Cyprus’ time in the EU hot seat The tiny island nation finds itself under fire just after taking over the reins of the EU for a six-month stint.

Cyprus is scrambling to keep its six-month turn leading the EU’s lawmaking work on track after it had to hastily reschedule major meetings when Iranian drones targeted the country.

🌇Old enough to remember the times when March was 5-10 C and constant rain kind of spring weather.

Vanilla Cherry Coke Light

Once you understand that, you quickly get why Persians/Syrians/Turks have such *intense* thoughts about the Gulf people.

My favourite Western Dubai influ are those that try to convince the viewer that the Emirati culture is something beyond dudes sitting in front of a mountain of rice with a random dead animal on top of it and a bunch of cans of Coke Zero around it.

Georgia adopts new grant restrictions and bans questioning government legitimacy The amendments were supported by 78 MPs, while nine voted against them.

Georgia’s ruling party and its allies passed legislative amendments that significantly extend the government’s control mechanisms over international funding of local organisations, while criminalising the questioning of the government’s legitimacy.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Kind of curious if the US is operating on a memo by some young neocon confidently stating that if the Iranian leadership is decapitated, the freedom-yearning masses will overthrow the government, and women tossing chadors in the air everywhere is how freedom comes to Iran. Because if yes, lol.

Me, right after invoking Habermas, Girard and Spinoza in a one-page document.

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I still remember how the argument against running central heating to Poznań city centre (resulting in most houses being heated by gas, also same for many other Polish cities) was that smol pipes + cheap gas = better solution than building costy central heating infra.

Quote: “Assassinating a sitting head of state without any legal justification has now become a reality.”

The US and Israel have assassinated a sitting head of state.

SOPHIE DUROY and LUCA TRENTA on Khamenei’s killing and the normalisation of assassination as a tool of statecraft.

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