Heath Holley

Trying to win an art contest, please drop a ❤️ react on this Facebook post so they give me money for my 🦭

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Toby Keith’s prehistoric ancestor: Whiskey man. Beer horse.

The Muppets’ January 6th

Appoint this corn dog asap

We’re bringing a high speed chase to 123 Pleasant St. in Morgantown, WV this Saturday. We hope you’ll show out to support the tremendous weight of Robb’s growing legal expenses

There will be consequences if you’re not at our show this Friday in Huntington

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trying to explain to my son why i can't bring myself to send him to this driving school, specifically

People love to say JD Vance is a normal guy which is true if your definition of a normal guy is a closeted youth pastor

I think often about the scene in Cheaper by the Dozen where those kids soak Ashton Kutcher’s underwear in a bucket of ground meat. And it’s just implied that he just didn’t notice anything different about them and wore them anyways

Is this something

America is back

You propose a boycott on corporate retail for 1 day and suddenly every geriatric geezer on Facebook is laying down their life and pledging to drain their bank account for the sake of ending woke

Nazi shit happens at CPAC every single year now. It's undeniable what that hive is. Anyone denying this shit still has their head so far up their own ass that they should never be taken seriously for any reason on any topic ever again because they're delusional.

Yoshi is born with shoes on, but it's the fucked up world he's born into that puts a gun in his hand

I’d put Sparks of Hope a little higher but this is pretty damn solid

Really makes u think

You could never make a show like breaking bad these days. No flip phones

People aren’t gonna wanna hear this, but the bird flu is actually a strain of the woke mind virus

UnitedHealth has hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company

Today’s song is “Swig of Dr. Pepper” commissioned by Cleve for their partner, @bvgjuice.bsky.social

Junie is an artist that loves Fluttershy from My Little Pony and drinking Dr. Pepper, and we hope they love their song ❤️

This is America, 2025

In one weekend (!!), one New York Times photographer, Doug Mills, travels from Gitmo to the Super Bowl to take two unforgettable images of where we're at as a nation

What’s the hubbub, big bub in the hubble bubble?

Bro said “HEY DRAKE” and looked in the camera like a possum eatin briars

He knows somethin we don’t 🇺🇸

I accept this responsibility and will carry it out as a patriot

Purging dissent in the security services and giving loyalists power is something we *instantly* recognize in other contexts.