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i occasionally take a good selfy

i said no empanada. this was the response

i hope bluesky sticks around. i kind of go through phases with participating here, but it’s actually a very nice app imo and i like the culture

MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter

Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes

these people just need more and more and more it’s legitimately a sickness

jimmy carter had to sell his peanut farm

maple candies came out pretty good

guess why i went inside

i’m serious, i’m sorry always gets me

wooo jeff fucking rules

can’t stop listening to this la dispute album as of late. i must’ve listened to woman (reading) 20x this week alone. after my breakup, i feel it

how the spaces in the memories you make
change the room from just blueprints
to the place where you live

holy shit this is so sick

my french onion soup came out so delicious 🤤
(it did not come out delicious)

i work for the IRS. this place is a shit show right now. they’re having GS-14 employees (who make six figures) being trained to do GS-5 work, who don’t make more than $40k/yr, because they fired/forced retirement on so many people. they want a reason to privatize the IRS - more $ for billionaires

the IRS now has a CEO instead of a commissioner. that should say everything

i work for the IRS. this place is a shit show right now. they’re having GS-14 employees (who make six figures) being trained to do GS-5 work, who don’t make more than $40k/yr, because they fired/forced retirement on so many people. they want a reason to privatize the IRS - more $ for billionaires

we need a slur for babies

i always get sad when i get to the end of a baldurs gate 3 file 🥲

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

turnstile is a hardcore band and idc what anyone says

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

blanche did NOT want to be on tv today

uhh well you see, back in 2017 someone on the internet said i was acting like a nazi, all just because i said that evolution doesn’t stop at the neck. therefore i have no choice but to support this

god this is relatable. “mulan is so cool… idk she can dress up like a boy…”

i promise he’s alive…

dave franco is pretty good

found this good reddit comment. it’s true - conservatives have a persecution complex and seek revenge for things that have never happened

yeah well bernie sanders wrote a book ok

because most of them aren’t actually religious and instead use it as a cudgel of dominance

ending childcare in general

you’re on your own, brats