clover 🍀

your ai slop bores me you asked for text: who is jeff and why will he kill me “ai” responded: Ok, let’s dig into this! Jeff owns Amazon and he’s going to kill you for not buying enough useless junk you don’t need! when the LLM so ahh you lowk take over its job

i see why this site is taking off

a blue ribbon that says "has never used chatGPT" in comic sans

award for when youve never used chatgpt

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

yell heah

The angry part of Bluesky remembered KOSA (now under the Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act, or H.R. 7757) exists but rather yell at you I'll say:

If you have REALLY bad anxiety (like me!), you can call your reps after hours! Voicemail counts! The site 5Calls give you a script to read off of:

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

Good for her!

unrelated what are your opinions of Squished Marceline from the Broke His Crown reference sheet

in that case Fuck itmight be so over. unless. you made another coffee. one less shitty, perhaps, even. the first one didnt count because you have the power to make one better

Oh

i think her worst look is probably in Go With Me. her swag was not on that day

shes so strange with it.........

even a shitty coffee is a coffee people drink with eachother, holly.

"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly

#deltarune #cariel come get your lesbians

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

hey look a fun history lesson!

I think of this often

Really sad I didnt get paid in time to get these. Looking forward to the restock at least :]

you can do whatever you want forever

DO NOT COMPLY.

DO NOT OUT PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY VULNERABLE CHILDREN

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

Don't let them kill free speech, call your reps ahead of Thursday when bills including KOSA will be discussed again

Oh and makoto for sf6

A.... ace attorney..... seven...... please.........

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to