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He's in a band with the Allstate mayhem guy?

[In the warden's office mere hours beforehand]

Warden: We're short on staff. We need to hire some guards ASAP.

Assistant: No problem, boss! My cousin is sending me over three new guys. Their resumes are great. The names are Larry, Curly, and Moe. They're supposed to be the best.

Lol wtf just happened in Detroit? I flipped by 20 minutes ago and they were up by like 15 in the 4th
#Pistons

h/t @marsha.bsky.social for the pic

A pic of a black Hyundai with a Nova Scotia licence plate HRD 247

Hello Darlin'
Nice to see you
I've been...

This is amazing. There are so many uses for this

The Moorhead Angry Shitballs

I don't know the name of the actress in The Departed but her face is vera farmigaliar.

Making limoncello and adding fresh passion fruit juice. Decided to clarify it by running the juice thru a coffee filter first.

Never do this.

I'd be happy with a dollop of caramelized onions

At least you used all of your challenges in the first 10 minutes

It's like a bird dropped something onto his head

The best aftereffect of Kendrick's beatdown of Drake is that it's no longer cool to be ripping off Drake's sound, so new stuff that's coming out actually sounds fresh for the first time this decade

They're trying out all of their best arguments in preparation for the inevitable Newsom clash

Why? Doesn't every team love to have a company man hanging around who's best friends with the boss?

Funny. People thought Kristen Sinema was going to be a progressive too.

Turns out she was a nihilistic grifter who says the right things but changes her beliefs whenever it suits her needs.

Sound familiar?

But Tre Tucker was an even better Hunter Renfrow

Let me handle this:
1) The Oscar Meyer Balonga Song
2) "Eat It", by Weird Al
3) "Put It in Your Mouth", by Akinyele

Exactly.

"That's not a swastika on my ass! They told me it represents Lord Ganesha!"

I always said the difference between Marvel and DC is...

Marvel has flawed but interesting heroes facing against perfect but boring villains.

DC has perfect but boring heroes facing against flawed but interesting villains

Maybe I'd quit my job and move somewhere where I won't have to suffer any of the consequences of my own actions

Lol nope. Not that I'd tell you

Correct. There is a prominent writer on this site who is soooo talented with such a great way with words, however...

now that he's doing his own thing with friends he no longer has an editor to constrain some of the run-on sentences and so the enjoyment of reading his work is getting lost

Ah yes, a track record of success with the Titans and Raiders

Does his character die at the end of it?

Can you break up the 10 miles into like half a mile and then a 30 minute break while you eat a couple of tacos and wash them down with beers?

Because I know I could do that for many many hours

It would be amazing if they brought Haley back to reprise this role

Similar to Musk buying Twitter, you begin to realize that these purchases are not about money or business, they are about power and controlling the media

So while it's not a business masterstroke, it could be a brilliant power play