Dynasty Prospects Anonymous

Is Joey Lucchesi the best bad pitcher?

two men are standing next to each other in front of a white truck . Alt: Falling down the stairs drunk

“Oh, tastes a little different than the bottled water I’m used to but whatever”
After finishing the bottle

I think they’re dreaming on someone getting hurt so they can delay as long as possible again. But I think they don’t want to necessarily DFA him until he only has ~$20-$24 mil on the books

On a rate basis Masataka Yoshida is the most prolific run producer in the history of the WBC. And he’s probably going to be DFAd

Took someone long enough to sign Zack Littell

Idk if this is contrarian but any trade where the main piece is a solid reliever is not hard to come back from, especially if you get a talent with upside like Kendry

Working on prospect projection statistics using weighted results/stats and Roman Anthony’s minor league data breaks my projections. His A+ data says he’ll be elite, his AA data says he’s an unmitigated bust, and AAA data says he’s a B- player

6’ 180 at 17 yo. He’s about to be like 6’3” 220 all said and done

The first of two 2026 IFA on the top 60, Brito received a $1.2M bonus. A 17-year-old from Santo Domingo, he shows advanced plate discipline, quick hands, and easy athleticism that should allow him to be a strong defender even if he grows off of shortstop.

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That’s more in line with what I’d think

I find it interesting that Maikel is available at this ADP, unless this is an average one for him in TGFBI this year

two men are sitting in front of a laptop computer . ALT: two men are sitting in front of a laptop computer .

When you learn Joseph Contreras is a Vandy commit

At 21 years and 151 days, Dante Nori is the second-youngest player in WBC history with a multi-homer game, older than only:

20 years and 49 days, Lucas Ramirez…yesterday

Montessori pitching lab

Me: Man where was this swing with the Red Sox
Also me, looking at velo and location of pitch: oh

I love that this can be read in a way that his chicken farming helped in equal parts with his size in his rise

Albert Pujols in manager glasses

Nothing has hammered home that I’m in my mid-to-late 30s quite like seeing Manager Glasses Albert Pujols.

Sounds incredible

If you’re banking on Pivetta being a top 20 pitcher this year, I wouldn’t be holding my breath

Homemade????

The WBC is teaching me a thing or two about the past colonial interests of Great Britain

The aura

A powder blue, Kansas City Royals alternate jersey, name "MARTE", number 0.

OF Starling Marte will wear number 0. Last worn by OF Samad Taylor in 2023. #Royals

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Me following

“Wait until you see this fella Roman Anthony”

*sees Dorian Soto*
Me, before reading further: “Wait, who doesn’t know Soto?”
*reads first line under soto*
*nods with understanding*

I’m sad about the Josue Briceño news. He was one of my dudes to watch this year

Saw this while drinking my matcha

I love this result, full stop

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When a podcast says to trade Justin Gonzalez for Isaac Paredes