Ehrgayz: God Bless The Cock Ring

jabbicular ass creature

you don't want to know more about this guy, but before you come to this conclusion you may need to know more about this guy lmao

Every trans person is like "I knew something was up before I had the words to describe it and had to fight for this for years" and every transphobe is like "one conversation with a doctor could have convinced me to get the walrus surgery from the movie 'The Walrus'"

On the nature of darkness:

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If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said “No, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”

(on my deathbed) i should have formed more bird alliances

Brother I can flush the toilet without sifting through the contents

*fucking a really wet pussy* that's what good macaroni and cheese sounds like

(7:00AM on urban construction site)

FOREMAN: ok everyone, light day today. get a cup of coffee and let's take it easy until about 9:30

GUY FIRING UP ANGLE GRINDER: no sir. i have a sacred duty to perform

100%, if you want to see a true hardass lunatic taking shots at miyazaki (and anno) go look up any mamoru oshii interview from the 90s

In what fucking capacity is andrew yang king of the white collar workers

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Well-meaning poster: I know Mr. Dipshit has a history of being a dipshit but it really seems like he's trying to involve himself in good work right now, maybe he can change

Mr. Dipshit, one week later: I'm going to say something so toxic it will set back solidarity by a decade

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Was frantically tapping the sound button on this and realized the audio was playing in my fiancé’s AirPods downstairs. He heard the music and came upstairs because he thought I “was watching Lord of the Rings,” and I had to grimly turn my phone toward him as an animatronic pig jawed silently

No, I don't think that'll be necessary

trans lifeline is cool but tbh it does feel a little weird that anytime anyone is running a gender charity drive it's for a suicide hotline

A screenshot of a comment on a still from House which reads "I can't get over how clever his name is. You'd think his name would be Dr. Hospital, but they call him Dr. House because the hospital is like a home to him 💔

remembered this existed and started laughing uncontrollably again

Virtuoso is a great game.

twitch.tv/giantbomb

I used to drink the dirty snow slush that accumulated on the corners in NYC. It would make me deliriously sick but after two weeks of extreme fever/dysentery I was able to see four seconds into the future for 36 hours. This would be an invaluable asset in combat but unfortunately I am a man of peace

Mark3: If vampires have to pick up every grain of rice they would make great housekeepers lol

steveninvincible: buh housekeeper that can only work at night and pick up rice and want to kill me great

pumpkin: lucky vampires have small ear and can’t hear you talking this way of their worldwide pain

omg

"QUICK! BEFORE I CEASE TO EXIST! WE'RE FICTIONAL! WE'RE F—"

Joe Biden having a nightmare: bsky.app/profile/moby...

we need to start being meaner about mormonism

Good evening Diaochan you fit courtesan. I hope you’ll be deceiving your warlord tonight baby, because I will be wielding my podao, when you get fuckin betrothed