Enough “marry me” recipes. What’s a good “divorce me” recipe?
10.03.2026 16:08
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Enough “marry me” recipes. What’s a good “divorce me” recipe?
Being single again is a wake-up call for how much the dating scene has deteriorated since 2019. Bring back meetcutes smh
Every Lex group is either “soft autistic queers” or “BIGGEST CIS LESBIAN ORGY IN HISTORY” and there’s nothing in between
Citibiking from Jackson Heights to Astoria when it’s 58 degrees out
He should put less effort into declaring himself as the 2028 Democratic nominee for president and more effort into convincing his second cousin twice removed to put out another album
Gavin Newsom is just Andrew Cuomo West and he must be stopped
That clip of Timothee Chalamet being like “no one watches the opera or ballet” is wild and I am dying over every ballet and opera acct (correctly) being like “we’ve been here for hundreds of years before you and we’ll be here for hundreds of years after you” lmao
Jacob Elordi…it’s me I’m Barbie with veneers, I’m so coooooold let me in your weirdly symmetrical manor
This is my way of asking for any recommendations in Edinburgh and/or Cork
My worst trait is that when life is excruciating I like to book impulsive trips to Europe
Tori Amos make a Professional Widow remix for Erika Kirk challenge
reallyswellgal’s 16 year old family shih tzu freshly groomed in a snappy red bandana
look at my baby
This is beyond cruel and unusual punishment.
Homophobia is okay if it’s against Bari Weiss and Peter Thiel
I’m not going to clown on this bc it’s mostly just sad but this is a sign of what jumping on the buccal fat removal train will make people look like - 20 years older than they are
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,
uhhh oh my god
If WW3 is starting now then I can’t die because I have emails to respond to on Monday
buzzballz fridays with jake tapper
I am so tired of hearing about shareholders
Negligent dog owners got me like “ARE YA GONNA PICK UP AEFTER YA DAWG?”
I wish George soros was actually funding antifa
this is in abomination omg
SEVEN SLUGGO’S FOR THURSDAY WE ARE SEEING THE IMAGE OF SLUGGO OVERLAYERED SEVEN TIMES DID ANDY SEE THIS BACK IN 55?
SLUGGO X SEVEN THURSDAY
don't worry i am going to Misery the creator of Smiling Friends
Every celebrity who died lately is around my dad’s age and that doesn’t feel too good
A stylized statement from sba (sergeant's benevolent association) president vincent vallelong. a navy blue stationary with Vincent's name and title in the top left corner and the Vice President Edmund Small's name in the upper right. uooer center is a picture of a police badge. centered and in a fancy all caps font it says: Today it is snowballs. tomorrow it could be rocks, bottles, or worse.
when you're the biggest pussy in the history of the universe
How did people survive heartbreak before Joanna Newsom’s Have One on Me was released
Does anyone have advice for how to start a career as a cheesemonger
RIP Light Yagami you would’ve loved the Epstein files
"BlueSky has growth problems" because the best posters here do not give a shit if this site grows or not