i get so fake bisexual off that tequila
26.12.2025 07:49
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i get so fake bisexual off that tequila
real bitches always shout “diva down!” before going down on their bfs
omg wait it IS him!
girliepop leighton baker #nzpol
omg 😭
NAURRRR OMG
the positive: i can still get away with using my child bus card
i’m 18 but i still get carded for R16 movies 😭
yeah i’m sure it’ll be fine. worst case i bring my passport which is more up to date
thank you thats good to know 🙏🙏🙏
also, i have a terminal babyface and an incredibly outdated ID photo. a lethal combination
yeah i think i’m mostly terrified about being seen as a boy, even though i know logically that i pass
officially run out of dilating lube, so check back next time on “ashley chooses between killing herself and willingly entering a sex shop”
it’s not as easy a decision as you may think!
neil parish-core
i think my music taste is pretty stereotypical teenage girl and/or 30 year old gay man music
@lebteb.bsky.social @phobe-the-gay-nerd.bsky.social
i’m a bro fucker, i fuck all my friends’ brothers
a screenshot of the spotify media player, showing the song “superpower bitch” by the musician Kim Petras
I’M A SUPERPOWER BITCH!!
not to start gun discourse again but these bitches are proving once again that leftists are not immune to propaganda
DAMN RIGHT
*at the pride parade*
@lebteb.bsky.social: “there are strippers around the corner you’d love them*
me: “hahah nah but omg they’re actually some of the nicest people i’ve ever met”
*rounds the corner*
me: “YOU DIDN’T SAY THEY WERE MALE STRIPPERS!!”
me three
The final designs for the long-awaited Courtenay Place revamp have been released. I took a closer look at the good and the bad.
thespinoff.co.nz/society/13-0...
ME!!!
frankly i’m shocked elon musk has yet to hire the hawk tuah girl to rewrite the department of education’s sex education curriculum “for the luls”
fall in love again and again
a thousand curses upon the ethel cain leakers!!!
if there is one thing about me it is that i am never not wading into bisexuality discourse on the side of the bisexuals. like they just get what it’s like being the butt of the joke for other queers and i love them
thx for the support mary xoxo