Snow Goon

You are adorable. No. No, I couldn't.

I thought it was a very good attempt at filming what should be, literally, unfilmable. You should take a look at the 2010 German film, Die Farbe, a.k.a. The Color Out of Space. I remember it being incredible.

Also, when dealing with unexplored and completely new phenomena, "smart" doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means.

Been watching MST3K recently?

It genuinely shocks me that you haven't seen Dr. No before this, but, yeah, it is a bizarre mess of a Bond.

I'm going to be honest, if it weren't for Leto and the real-world crossover angle, I'd say it looks like some dopey fun. Idris Elba as Man-at-Arms? Sure. Playing up the sci-fantasy technology? Yes, please. Leto as my blue-skinned, skull-faced avatar of childhood nostalgia? No. God, no.

It absolutely is a game of personal horror. It is also a game where my scheming vampire's protean shape can be a longhair dachshund because I took the right merit. It is a game of many facets.

Now THAT is on-the-nose branding. Well played.

I'm not a number! I'm a FREE MAN!!

Allow me to direct you to the roleplaying game, "Dark Harvest: the Legacy of Frankenstein," an alternate history setting wherein Victor Frankenstein helps to build what would have become Romania into an industrialized, mid-19th Century nation called Promethea.

"Brah, I smell like trench warfare (the most fragrant of warfares), am just an awful people, and belittle the hell out of them on the daily, but women just DON'T seem to want to be around me. It's a gawddamn mystery."

The fact that legacy media doesn't refer to him as "Sleepy Trump" is an absolute indictment of their courage.

Damnit, Sam, you know I can't deny those come-hither eyes.

It is INCREDIBLY stupid that I'm being sold on a medication that I cannot access on my own even if I did have the education to know that I need.

Yeah, Trump is to racism as Andrew Jackson was to racism.

Imagine the dystopian future of "Escape from Zootopia."

It probably says something about me that I've only seen TMBG twice and no one else.

This reference made me smile.

Dunkin Donuts: "Time to make the motherfuckin' donuts."
Maxwell House: "Good to the last Goddamn drop."

You, sir, are the very bestest boy. Good going, trooper.

I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!

Proof, if proof be needed, that obscene wealth does not grant happiness.

Yes, the reason I want a female robot is ONLY because I'm sensitive about leaving a male robot at home to do chores. There is NO other reason I want female robots.

Ha! True!

Or, indeed, a headless man-horse.

Thanks for the scary story, pa-paw!

I weep for our future.

I am a bit embarrassed to admit it, but I actually DO like it. I know, I know. What can I do?

The name's Wyoming. John Wyoming.

Are you kidding me, Vimes would have an ACAB tattoo if it wouldn't disappoint Sybil.