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@benthicsiren

| 18+ only | she/her, they/them, or it/its | trans | 30s | the face that launched a thousand tits

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You know what? Fuck you.

-Unfails your girl, making a monster-

08.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I just had a TTRPG thought!

If you're running a game where players are monstrous creatures living in a human society; could it be helpful to think of a human city as a dungeon rather than a social hub?

(continued-)

14.02.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

need to find a scrungled trans guy who smokes a pack a day and writes poems about greasy strangers in the park past sunset, we'd be unstoppable

08.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i haved learned that if you're kinda bad at playing primus songs on bass you're probably kinda good at playing Tom Waits' stuff on bass.

08.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Reply from reddit user ivancea:

"My guess was that as it's a remote,  non-supervised job, it was probably not following the best practices to begin with. 

However, I'll retract what I said in my other comment. Taking a look, they do indeed pay just $10/h, so they keep 50% of it. Not only that, but they only pay in crypto. Seems shady AF."

Reply from reddit user ivancea: "My guess was that as it's a remote, non-supervised job, it was probably not following the best practices to begin with. However, I'll retract what I said in my other comment. Taking a look, they do indeed pay just $10/h, so they keep 50% of it. Not only that, but they only pay in crypto. Seems shady AF."

Good news! Not only does the OP have a shit take, but they're a shitty business owner as well!

07.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is maybe nostalgia goggles for me, but thinking back to my childhood some of the most memorable games were weird, hard, or janky games that my mom found at garage sales or my grandfather had for his computer.

(and Metroid Zero Mission but that's because I was an egg.)

07.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫠

07.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

someone who has no mental blocks but thinks that it is just something they can't have vs. someone who is deeply scared of being trans are gonna have very different reactions to being told "you might be trans". it feels important to keep that in mind?

04.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my luke warm take on the egg prine directive is that what a person needs to hear at a given moment varies greatly from person to person and you can't simplify it down to a single rule

that said, the end goal should still be cracking eggs, it's just that techniques may vary

04.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

walked by an ad on the MBTA for pokΓ©mon. not anything specific as far as i can tell. it just took three screens and put articuno, zapdos, and moltres on them like "look at these fucking birds"

02.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. Blonde is the kid who keeps coming up with games that end with another kid like tied to the swing set or buried up to their neck in a sandbox.

01.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a selfie showing off my green lipstick and eye shadow.

a selfie showing off my green lipstick and eye shadow.

green

01.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep accidentally solving the Lament Configuration.

01.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"yeah so the greater Hartford area polycule extends to hell now"

01.03.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I would love to! (Both the hanging out and the bass playing.)

01.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah okay adding that to my bio

01.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and with the number of polycules yearning over me i think i might be some sort of New England Helen of Troy

01.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

like idk after causing half a dozen sapphic meltdowns it starts to get a bit silly to be like "am i pretty tho?"

01.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

given the general reaction I've gotten to my nudes from those who have seen them i think i might be forced to admit that maybe some of my low self evaluation of my physical appearance is some kind of dysmorphia.

01.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Organizing in our communities we have to rediscover democracy because most of us have never experienced anything but a mockery of it.

28.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A selfie. I have long wavy dark hair. I have on green lipstick and green eye shadow. I am wearing a grey and white striped shirt and a dark green flannel.

A selfie. I have long wavy dark hair. I have on green lipstick and green eye shadow. I am wearing a grey and white striped shirt and a dark green flannel.

green

28.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

resisting the urge to post cowkini pics here

28.02.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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feed did something funny

28.02.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a fraction of a fraction of the money burned on AI bullshit in just a single day could fund life-changing social welfare for millions of people. now imagine if we didn't accept a fraction of a fraction, but demanded the whole fucking pie.

that should be the compromise position.

27.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

broke: I can fix her

woke: I can make her worse

bespoke: I can show her how to be so much more dangerous

27.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

that's just me during the day tbh

27.02.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Caption: Butch Mouse and Femme Rat are in love!
A tall rat lady with long dark hair, a dress, and a crooked tail reaches down to a round, plump mouse wearing pants and a tank top, but the mouse is too short to reach her hand. Mouse strains and says "too short!" while reaching.

Caption: Butch Mouse and Femme Rat are in love! A tall rat lady with long dark hair, a dress, and a crooked tail reaches down to a round, plump mouse wearing pants and a tank top, but the mouse is too short to reach her hand. Mouse strains and says "too short!" while reaching.

Butch Mouse and Femme Rat are in love! <3

26.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Butch Mouse struggling to shovel snow.

Butch Mouse struggling to shovel snow.

Butch Mouse successfully tossing snow over their shoulder.

Butch Mouse successfully tossing snow over their shoulder.

Femme Rat off screen: "Well, that's the last of it. Thanks, Mouse!"
Butch Mouse, putting their shovel down: "Anything for you, Rat!"

Femme Rat off screen: "Well, that's the last of it. Thanks, Mouse!" Butch Mouse, putting their shovel down: "Anything for you, Rat!"

Butch Mouse and Femme Rat in warm clothes, smiling at each other. Mouse is sitting on a teeny snow pile, labeled as theirs, and Rat stands in front of her snow pile, which is about her height.

Butch Mouse and Femme Rat in warm clothes, smiling at each other. Mouse is sitting on a teeny snow pile, labeled as theirs, and Rat stands in front of her snow pile, which is about her height.

A similar true event inspired these two.

26.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
1. Butch mouse: "Femme Rat, I wanna carry you in my arms like a prince would carry a princess, cuz you're my princess..."
2. Butch Mouse, looking sad, with a tear drop: "... but I'm too smol."
3. Femme Rat holding her heart, thinking "OMG my heart! So cute! So sad! So smol!"
4. Femme Rat: "it's OK, Butch Mouse. You're my short prince."
5. Butch Mouse looking happy: "Yay!" And a heart.

1. Butch mouse: "Femme Rat, I wanna carry you in my arms like a prince would carry a princess, cuz you're my princess..." 2. Butch Mouse, looking sad, with a tear drop: "... but I'm too smol." 3. Femme Rat holding her heart, thinking "OMG my heart! So cute! So sad! So smol!" 4. Femme Rat: "it's OK, Butch Mouse. You're my short prince." 5. Butch Mouse looking happy: "Yay!" And a heart.

Awwww. Butch Mouse and Femme Rat are goals.

26.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0