A photo of a pale pink crocheted envelope with a smiley face and small black safety eyes. Some felt inside the envelope served as the paper and it says “Dear Ed” in shitty handwriting (mine)
My fingers are too frosty to embroider the letters tonight so that’ll be for tomorrow.
What if Stede crocheted Ed a variety of envelopes and sent his love letters in them that’d be cute.
only some of my creations from over the last couple years
I’M SERIOUS 😠 STAND DOWN NOW
How bad was today?
"raze my animal crossing island without feeling anything" bad
Lately when I'm having trouble sleeping I like to read about difficult scientific things like quantum mechanics which basically feels like me angrily grabbing my brain and saying "OH SO YOU LIKE CONSCIOUSNESS? YOU LIKE ABSORBING KNOWLEDGE? HOW ABOUT YOU SMOKE A WHOLE PACK OF KNOWLEDGE"
#ofmd
If cat, why candy shaped
You ever bite into a burnt cheezit and realize you had a bad childhood
SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.
Become ungovernable
Being told when and where to put stitch markers makes me so oppositional defiant please make me normal
Stress choring and listening to Rebecca Sugar, happy Monday y'all
Purring, weighted neck pillow. Sharper Image, $99.95
Hey, sometimes brushing your teeth is the one mental health win you get in a day.
Glamping?
When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy.
CO CAPTAINS
Oink oink final form *power up noises*
Shakin that bacon
Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal
Has a receipt from Arby's as an alibi
I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD
Rip it and ribbit
One brain cell working for the weekend
USE THE SNAIL FORK 😆
Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug.
I feel like not having a pair of gloves specifically for eating Cheetos is what's holding me back in life
Tender as hell
I can't testify against him, he's my husband #crochet #woobles
"I went out on a limb for you, you little shit" #ofmd #izzyhands
