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It's this dude. Everything is about to become stupider.
We do this like once a week. In the news! Public news! It’s almost always a straight white guy. There aren’t enough trans people to have a school shooting every week. Even for a bigot, this falls apart like wet tissue. Does he have brain damage?
I will also abandon my U.S. Senate campaign if Famous Amos brings back their oatmeal macaroons.
Both parties have always been pro nazi. Time for liberals to pull their heads out of their arseholes and see the world as it really is.
“Pervert glasses” never ever gonna beat that rap
Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part.
Update: the TCFA is in shambles with over a third of their members resigning in protest. Taking a stand is contagious and effective. Your voice matters. How you use it matters.
Toronto Film Critics Association in Crisis Over Censored Speech share.google/hIZNG9yHhJ1w...
Ryan Grim didn’t walk into the barbershop and tell them “give me the Village Oaf” for no reason
This is how you write a goddamn headline.
Happy World Book Day
Don’t look away.
cmon man you're not supposed to just tweet this stuff out
Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories.
Men: What a scary time for men this is.
I can't even describe what's pictured lol.
I won't announce my descent into madness, but there will be signs.
Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...
more worried about radical alcho-fascism
Using this as an excuse to post this pic of Rob Halford hanging out with Andy Warhol while wearing a shirt with men fucking and sucking on it.
Weed smoke is among the least-worst things you can smell around other people. It's not even in the Top 500 worst smells
Once again seeing drivers complain that it is simply impossible for them to drive safely around pedestrians and cyclists at night, to which the obvious solution is that cars shouldn't be on the road after dark.
They'll be remembered as imperialist warcriminal scumfucks, and nothing else. Good riddance.
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
Question for media self-hosters: what do you use for e-books? I have been using regular Calibre with the content server feature but I feel like I can do better. Calibre-web also exists of course but I am curious if there is anything else.
A photo of the front cover of issue 1670 of Private Eye magazine, with the caption “on shelves now.” The main headline reads “TRUMP ATTACKS IRAN,” with a subheading “HOW OPERATION EPIC FURY UNFOLDED.” The cover features four photo panels set in the situation-room with US political figures seated around a table. Speech bubbles add dialogue: “Is the Supreme Leader dead?” followed by “No, Trump always looks like this!”; “Mission accomplished!” answered with “Yes, I’ve killed the Epstein story”; “What happens next?” with the reply “Popular revolt and regime change,” and a follow-up, “In America?”; and finally, “Why have you started this war?” answered with “So that I can stop it,” alongside “I’ll ring the Nobel Committee.”
Trump Attacks Iran. How Operation Epic Fury unfolded…
The new Private Eye is out now.
Ozempic seems like a great drug if you want to look like the Pale Man from PAN'S LABYRINTH
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