Top notch AANR newsletter this month. Entire issue had good information.
Top notch AANR newsletter this month. Entire issue had good information.
My wife and my kid have been in a Cold War for the last year. The anniversary is coming up and it looks more hopeless than ever. And I canβt live without either one of them. I just want to die.
I remember my first beer.
Who wants breakfast?
Hugz
My exβs daughter whom I raised since she was eight is now married and having labor induced tonight. Weβve barely spoken since Teh_Divorce but I have feelings about this.
Absolutely perfect Goldilocks weather. Not too hot, not too cold. Soon, itβll be a thousand degrees so Iβll take it while I can!
On a related note, I had a great time at the nudist resort last Saturday!
Guess what day it is!
Awww thanks!
My favorite game to play is βguess why sheβs mad at me todayβ.
Life is hard, but Iβm harder.
Sheβs awful.
Good day for a naked race!
On my way to my second naked 5k. π
Polka dot dress hero
Put this up in The Louvre
Bedtime prayers with my 5yo:
βDear Jesus, youβre so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.β
My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*
Rebellions are built on hope.
*applause*
girls be likeβi needed thisβ and itβs just 11 hours and 22 minutes of a LOTR extended edition marathon
Nights like this, I wish I lived at the nudist resort. Itβs cool but not cold. Warm, but a break from the insane heat. Iβm gonna take tomorrow off and try to go there.
Obviously I got reinstated to Facebook. I had posted a joke that the 4yo who was detained by ICE was the same kid I buy all my drugs from and it triggered an automatic suspension. π
Me: *strutting around the house wearing a neck fan and a smug expression*
Wife: βSometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.β