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Bass player, home recording, naturism, spiritual abuse, nerdy stuff, pro wrestling, memes

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Top notch AANR newsletter this month. Entire issue had good information.

27.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and my kid have been in a Cold War for the last year. The anniversary is coming up and it looks more hopeless than ever. And I can’t live without either one of them. I just want to die.

27.02.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember my first beer.

24.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who wants breakfast?

22.02.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hugz

22.02.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My ex’s daughter whom I raised since she was eight is now married and having labor induced tonight. We’ve barely spoken since Teh_Divorce but I have feelings about this.

22.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely perfect Goldilocks weather. Not too hot, not too cold. Soon, it’ll be a thousand degrees so I’ll take it while I can!

14.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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On a related note, I had a great time at the nudist resort last Saturday!

13.02.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guess what day it is!

06.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Awww thanks!

04.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite game to play is β€œguess why she’s mad at me today”.

03.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life is hard, but I’m harder.

28.01.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.12.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s awful.

25.10.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good day for a naked race!

25.10.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.10.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On my way to my second naked 5k. 😎

25.10.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Polka dot dress hero

Polka dot dress hero

Put this up in The Louvre

24.10.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 11

Bedtime prayers with my 5yo:

β€œDear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”

My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*

22.10.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rebellions are built on hope.

19.10.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*applause*

18.10.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
girls be like”i needed this” and it’s just 11 hours and 22 minutes of a LOTR extended edition marathon

girls be like”i needed this” and it’s just 11 hours and 22 minutes of a LOTR extended edition marathon

09.10.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Nights like this, I wish I lived at the nudist resort. It’s cool but not cold. Warm, but a break from the insane heat. I’m gonna take tomorrow off and try to go there.

10.10.2025 00:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously I got reinstated to Facebook. I had posted a joke that the 4yo who was detained by ICE was the same kid I buy all my drugs from and it triggered an automatic suspension. πŸ˜‚

08.07.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *strutting around the house wearing a neck fan and a smug expression*

Wife: β€œSometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”

25.06.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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