Simon Abrams

THE KING’S SPEECH is on since it’s one of Jene’s comfort watches. When I entered the room and saw it on the tv I blurted out:  “Come now, Bertie, speak up, was it something from your childhood?” Then “Bububububufuck you.” She glared and it was so gratifying.

Most "modern" interpretations

As for Chalamet, I like opera.

Wow, that one lady sure does love biting people’s heads off!

Watching my buddy Bill play RESIDENT EVIL 9 on Insanity mode. Good news: we’re about 40+ minutes and I’ve yet to get motion sick!

I like the Nirvanna movie, but did they have to shoot it using Dogme 95 rules? (The handheld camerawork made me pretty queasy)

Also, sometimes it’s ok if your partner thinks you’re a mystery. Like, she doesn’t need to know why I’m yelling, “Hadiewijch!” like Ryu says, “Hadouken!” Mysteries like that are the spice of life…and love.

Seeing it Monday, eager to hear what you think

Arby’s: we have the meats.

Jene did this. Mostly.

Thank you for apologizing.

I’m reminded of the quote that is often attributed to George Orwell that states, “2+2, shame on me, but 2+3, shame on you, rock over London, rock on, Chicago.”

(Dr. Robby is officially Gen Alpha)

A CLASSIC SIGMOID VOLVULUS

I’d normally agree, but the stupid thing is a gift for Jene! :(

I know this game has a reputation, but could this fucking thing please just get to the start menu?!

I’ve been trying to replace Jene‘s GHOSTBUSTERS cartridge (NES) for months with no luck. 3 different cartridges from 2 stores and…nothing. I used Q-tips and rubbing alcohol and the NES Cleaning Kit. Other NES games work (thank you, MUPPET ADVENTURE: CHAOS AT THE CARNIVAL). Not GHOSTBUSTERS.

Either that or the Clock King

a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking on a sidewalk ALT: a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking on a sidewalk

Keep her destabilized and forever on her toes, and before you know it, you'll be on the fast track to makin' whoopie.

I want to be one of these technically successful online guys who makes dispensing life hacks and career tips their whole identity. My field is Making Your Relationship Work. Today's topic: how to get a rise out of your partner, just to keep things surprising and piquant.

Last night I sang to Jene--to the tune of "La Isla Bonita": "Last night I sucked off a Waymo"--and her hiss of exasperation ("Shut UP") gave me life.

Ok, but now I want to bet on a dude fuckin an alligator, has acting gone too far

Dibs on False Face.

i don't know how to teach people to be more curious but i think that's what we desperately need

From what I understand you can't legally stream the source anime because the app it premiered on changed names and then went under in 2023. And the manga seems pretty OOP?

PSA: Netflix now has KARADA SAGASHI: THE FINAL NIGHT, a Japanese horror manga/anime adaptation about a group of teens stuck in a time loop at their haunted school. It's a sequel to RE/MEMBER (2022), also on Netflix. From the director of live action UMIZARU and ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM adaptations.

He's right, this movie rules, give him monies!

*clears throat* lick it uuuup

I’m actually Paul Stanley.

Korean Cinema’s Celluloid Fever: The 1970s This May, FLC and Subway Cinema explore a transformative time period in Korean cinema and its influence on the films of today, including rare archival prints and new restorations of some of the most d...

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