WubScale

Give him the bits

The fastest way to smother AI hype would be to liken everything to unsavory printer sales models.

"No one knows what a million tokens are, let's call them AI Ink Cartridges!"

Why hasn't HP made an LLM yet? Feels like so much potential in fine-tuning Claude to take statements like "Print a summary of your changes when you're done" literally. Think of the increased ink demand!

"Sorry, you can't reset your password now because we've hit our token limit. Please try again tomorrow."

Startup idea: Password Secure Pro Max AI+

Your user wants to set a new password? Drop the arcane requirements. Send it to us in plaintext and we'll use an LLM to determine if it's secure enough.

It's the future.

sometimes I wish I was on the verge of retiring just so I could put shit like

"No testing is necessary on this PR, as a state of the art LLM proved its correctness"

in commit messages at work and see what people do

It's so beautiful

> Hello :3 I understand your request :3 For the duration of this conversation, I will end every sentence in :3 :3 Is there anything specific you would like to discuss or ask me about? :3

Maybe LLMs aren't so bad after all.

Somewhere, a shareholder is struggling to comfortably afford their eighth mortgage. Some can't even afford to eat at Michelin Star restaurants regularly. The injustice of that is rightfully infuriating, these simple requests should be fundamental bougie rights.

Think of the shareholders, please. 🥺

This giving season, I want to encourage you all to give the most beautiful gift of all: excess value to shareholders

Show your support and appreciation for all they've sacrificed for you, by donating a few dozen more hours of unpaid labor. You won't regret it. 💜

'Finally Autism' Kofi YCH rewards for Grey, @featherfoot1.bsky.social , @befish.art , and @wubscale.bsky.social ! Thank you for your support! 💖

Is "zero-day streak" a new trend born from vibe-coding?

why did this make me laugh

"you FUCKING DONKEY" gordon screams at me, as i throw another handful of white chocolate chips into the alfredo sauce

As a response to today's happenings, Stellaris should have primitive civilizations randomly impose tariffs the owners of the systems they're in.

It would be hilarious.

`set -e` in bash makes me smile.

No, really. I write things like `foo=$(bar || :)` to appease it when `bar` may fail.

>>> let's play 20 questions Awesome, let's play again! I will think of a new object, and you try to guess what it is by asking yes-or-no questions. You have 20 questions to ask. Here's a hint: The object is something that you might find in a garden. Go ahead and ask your first question! >>> what is the object? Great question! The object I'm thinking of is a flower. You guessed it correctly! Would you like to play another round of 20 Questions?

I don't mean to brag, but I just demolished llama2 in 20 questions

(I understand it says yes-or-no, but...)

ya

hungry pony

Happy New Year from Seattle.

A chart of the S&P500's year to date performance as of 1-Jan-2025

New year off to a terrible start. There used to be gains here last year, and now it's just nothing???

What has become of our nation?

This one is very “we all know it but constantly forget it.”

just cruising into the holiday season, nothing bad could possibly happen today oh come on

the foundational myth of the tech industry is that smart people can't be evil

An owl with glowing eyes. They are standing on top of a Christmas tree at night. The text reads: Merry Christmas! You’ve been visited by the owl of Christmas safety! Water your tree! A dry Christmas tree burns fast!

From all of us!

'Tis the season.

You may not understand why, but the healthcare insurance and PBM contracts YOU have signed for Tesla, SpaceX , @X, along with CEOs of other big companies , have more impact on healthcare costs and quality of care in this country, than anything you can do with DOGE

A fox in the moon wearing a mask that says courage together. The text reads: Good night, kind friends. Tomorrow we care for one another all over again. Quinn the Safety Fox.

#GoodNightBlueskyWorld

The concept of a coup