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@lostlaura

no hooliganism, no vandalism, some bevvying ⋅ occasional co-host of the Lost Map podcast ⋅ sometimes makes digital things ⋅ sometimes comedy ⋅ she / her

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Old packet of skips in a photo frame

Old packet of skips in a photo frame

(which is now framed in my office)

19.02.2026 12:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't believe the BBC didn't want to hear about my Skips

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

19.02.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Self care is: shouting "she's a TERF now!" at Harry Potter tour groups 🙏🏻

19.08.2025 12:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing that's striking about Ozzy Osborne's death is how difficult it is to imagine the music industry producing another figure like him. The barriers to working class people are so great, and there's a related attitude to culture that is neutered as a result.

23.07.2025 08:48 👍 2367 🔁 350 💬 75 📌 33

You can't call for the end of a genocidal regime that's committing actual war crimes, but you CAN have a hate march in the middle of Glasgow

Best country in the world 🥰🥰🥰

05.07.2025 11:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Potato plants in a growing bag absolutely popping off

Potato plants in a growing bag absolutely popping off

Could be a coincidence (doubtful) but my potatoes have been ✨popping off✨ since we got a Peruvian Pope 🥔

12.05.2025 12:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A very old packet of skips covered in dirt

A very old packet of skips covered in dirt

Best before 12 OCT 96

Best before 12 OCT 96

Digging in my garden. Found a 29-year-old packet of Skips

10.04.2025 21:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

😍🥵🥰

05.04.2025 15:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If ScotRail were on here I'd be reporting a hate crime 😤

05.04.2025 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rangers playing today so be careful!!!

Screenshot of banking notification for £16.90 at Glasgow queen street station

Rangers playing today so be careful!!! Screenshot of banking notification for £16.90 at Glasgow queen street station

My boyfriend warned me that Rangers were playing today at the *exact* same time the conductor charged me £16.90 for a trip to Glasgow wtf

05.04.2025 15:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'd be so curious to know what % of the benefits bill goes directly to landlords.

We could save so much money if we just banished landlords.

Double PIP payments. Triple them! Banish extortionate rent. We have a moral duty to cut landlords.

19.03.2025 09:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe the real scary numbers were the friends we made along the way

16.03.2025 18:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finished watching all of Slow Horses and now I need a compilation of 'the rejects' shoving members of the public out the way

14.03.2025 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kendall Roy rap scene

Kendall Roy rap scene

How I feel when I'm singing along to Doechii

06.03.2025 13:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pink paint on cabinet doors, and also on the metal hinge

Pink paint on cabinet doors, and also on the metal hinge

Painting my kitchen and muttering 'Landlord Special' every time I mess up a bit

27.02.2025 20:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have any other subscribers had issues with emails not coming through? Didn't get emails yesterday and today. Checked junk and it's not gone in there 🤷🏻‍♂️

19.02.2025 10:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cmon now

14.02.2025 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😮

06.02.2025 18:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a brown and white cat laying on a bed with a blue blanket ALT: a brown and white cat laying on a bed with a blue blanket

Blasting Shepherd Moons until he gets back from work 🤘🏻

06.02.2025 17:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Letting myself into my bf's house and putting Enya on the stereo?

This is living 🎶 🫶🏻

06.02.2025 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

😫

10.01.2025 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So it's nine years since that iconic celebrity Big Brother moment

10.01.2025 13:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😡

10.01.2025 10:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Edited version of Cossie Livs Depop conversation meme

I can't go that low sorry babe 
Especially with the seazy depresh and all that jazz
Seazy depresh? 
Slang for seasonal depression xx

Edited version of Cossie Livs Depop conversation meme I can't go that low sorry babe Especially with the seazy depresh and all that jazz Seazy depresh? Slang for seasonal depression xx

made a meme for Scottish winter xx

08.01.2025 12:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

been dipping in and out, but now I feel invested in The Time RA

03.01.2025 18:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I baked a cross between an almond croissant and a focaccia 👩🏻‍🍳🤌🏻

Recipe: www.instagram.com/reel/DAWb210...

02.01.2025 14:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Conclave (2024)

02.01.2025 13:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An advent calendar with no pictures behind any of the windows, just empty white boxes

An advent calendar with no pictures behind any of the windows, just empty white boxes

Merry Christmas from me and my depressing advent calendar 🥲

24.12.2024 10:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Josh you didn't mention the POSTER, he'll be so envious 😍

16.12.2024 23:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

💅

15.12.2024 20:10 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0