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Is Aaron Boone the Team USA manager?

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

I think she was hitting on you.

See, he should be out for abandoning the basepaths.

See? Vampire.

I saw this war helping russia, but not by such an insane amount bsky.app/profile/elec...

Stop saying Iran will be like Vietnam or Iraq. Those were done by dumb people. Now we got a guy who uhh thinks you need ID to buy groceries

Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?

I dunno, it's really hard to sink a carrier even if you're trying to. But he's gonna get a lot of American servicemen killed.

And he's dancing like he's never danced before

I don't think Brazil is gonna pull this one out guys

So, like, you're doing a genocide?

There's a few great movies, but still.

Oh, cool! It looks like fucking shit. Thanks 👍

I was born in 1977. It's Star Wars.

Apparently Geil translates to Horny.

A translated version of the above image but it translated something in the background to "Horny!"

Okay I need to share this screenshot of my phone translating the image.

It says "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

Cigarette In My Hand - Old Ad 1991 YouTube video by raees raisi

90s Indian anti smoking PSAs were a trip, man

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Ok some of you need to stop being horny for Space Slug

Doing more national political news is not replacing the void.

This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.

"We're not at war with the nation whose government we just exterminated"

Also, boy, 2007 was a different world. A lot of us really thought Nazis weren't going to come back like this.

I think if you’re OK with Graham Platner working for Blackwater, you have officially lost the moral high ground required to yell at anyone else for working for a military contractor or being in the military ever again

Like sorry you gotta choose!

TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS
AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN

Lot of people showing how they're just as easy to con as the MAGA folks were.

very funny that $TSLA went down 2% today despite surging crude oil prices

"Gimme the cool skull that's randomly next to the swastika and the S's from the Kiss logo"