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Alistair🍷

@localnecromancer

"and then you put the fire out" | 24. y.o. | writer | non-binary | he/they| literature student | "you see it too? for me it's always like this"

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stuck inside during tge sunny days cause of chronic pain, making myself feel better by putting my hyperfixations into my dnd campaign

08.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of the simple pleasures in life is saying 'wow it looks like silent hill out there' when it's really foggy

10.12.2024 13:28 πŸ‘ 2422 πŸ” 1416 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 30

Ohhh I'm delusional for thinking Wesker is alive, but Hunk-Fans are allowed to see any guy in a mask and claim its Hunk? DOUBLE STANDARDS

03.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It took them 30 years, but they finally did it. They made a Scream movie I didn't like.

01.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

new dont hug me im scared content is specifically for me btw

25.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To avoid spoilers, I currently don't use Tiktok and I deleted it off my homescreen and I keep catching my thumb how it reaches for an app that is no longer there.
Like a really dystopian love poem.

20.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me, when i put five bucks into my least used bag, so that i can find 5 bucks in a few months and be rich

19.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"wenn wir figuren nach gut und bΓΆse aufteilen, was machen wir dann mit denen die einfach NERVIG sind?"

19.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RE9 copied have been leaked and are floating around so I will have to go on a strict social media ban for the next nine days.

DODGE SPOOLERS MODE ACTIVATED

18.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

goodnight perverts and also non perverts because I will seduce them and slowly coax them into being perverts so good night everyone

09.10.2025 02:45 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

someone said they feel the exact same way about chatgpt that elmo feels about rocco, and nothing has ever been more accurate to what i feel.

08.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dont get me wrong, hrt has literally saved my life, but going through puperty symptoms in your twenties is no joke 😭😭

07.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There Is No Safe Word How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.

apropos of nothing in particular, @lilashapiro.bsky.social gave us a tremendous piece of journalism last year, and it's always a great time to revisit it and thank her for the work she did in bringing these stories to light.

02.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 532 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 14
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why are the gods catching strays in roman theater traditions

02.02.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a white tank top says " moment of silence " in front of a brick wall ALT: a woman in a white tank top says " moment of silence " in front of a brick wall
01.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Klein Val mΓΆchte aus dem SmΓ₯land (klausuren-hΓΆlle) abgeholt werden :(

01.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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how holding my first lecture is going

28.01.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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god i love body horror, i love analogue horror, i love plant horror, i love mascot horror ahhhhhhh *gnaws at the bars of my enclosure*

27.01.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thats amazing!!! So happy for you!

27.01.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WARUM IST DIESER JANUAR EIGENTLICH 1000 JAHRE LANG WANN HΓ–RT ER ENDLICH AUF 😭😭😭

25.01.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Das ist einfach sein Level von existential dread, da kann man nix machen

24.01.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😌

24.01.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every time i see the "[something] should be studied" meme, its always, without fail, about something that is in fact already being studied.

the kids yearn for the humanities.

21.01.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"

16.01.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 4522 πŸ” 1870 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 38

god i hate silent hill fans without media literacy. just saw someone argue "james doesnt seem like a guy who killed his wife, he is so sweet" THATS THE POINT, YOU'RE VIEWING IT FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE. HE IS THE HERO IN HIS OWN STORY. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SHOCKED AT THE REVEAL.

12.01.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ITS DND DAYYYY

12.01.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god i fucking love dnd

09.01.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, because my Glitter and Gold Party is getting close to getting into Festermire: 😁

Me, remembering that that means I have to finish building Festermire: πŸ™

07.01.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it will never not be funny when a resident evil journal is like:

Day 1: Today, we poked the giant eyeball monster with a stick. Good thing it will never escape to destroy the world :D

Day 2: It has escaped and will destroy the world :(

07.01.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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my gender is whatever the outfit of nemesis had going on

02.01.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0