Celeste

So the sandwich guy ...

beat the wrap

Yes or no on the Pilates outfit? It’ll just be on my yoga mat at home, soooooo

First stop motion video shot and edited by the kiddo 🤘

Anybody else take their pants off as soon as they get home from work? Come hang out with me and we'll have a pantsless party - with long legs like this, it's gonna be fun

God, was that all just this week?

OG brainrot.

It’s the 90s and they’re fucking hot #bloodweave #astarion #gale

Who still likes getting bed selfies from an almost-40 year old mom? Because I’m cozy, lazy, and happy 😊
Happy Friday!

Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!

Right?

Why did you use an AI image to make your point?

I’m here with tea and popcorn.

#epstein #epsteinfiles

A desk selfie kind of day for corporate mommy!

It’s a Sunday; don’t overthink it – get in those comfy clothes! Hope everyone’s having a lovely relaxing weekend with family and friends

I can never get these shorts tied properly! Any men with skilled fingers who can help me?

Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein's death.

BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified.

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Clearly I’m over-caffeinated already this morning. Getting right to the important questions 😂

'Save Our Signs' Wants to Save the Real History of National Parks Before Trump Erases It Trump wants to erase any "negative" content from educational sites at National Parks. A group of data preservationists asks visitors to help them document placards and monuments, before they disappear...

next time you're in a national park, take some photos of the signage and upload it to help these archivists www.404media.co/save-our-sig...

Are there any older guys here who know that grown women look best hanging off their arm?

What kind of guy wants to jump behind the wheel with these stats?

Aww, thank you!

Laugh lines still okay on a mom pushing 40?

Happy 249th birthday, America! To celebrate here’s my most patriotic bikini by the pool 🇺🇸♥️

Tan woman with toned natural muscle definition walks through the shallow water in a swimming pool, pushing water from her long dark hair. she's wearing a bright yellow one-piece bathing suit, with underwire and rouching down the sides

Entering my own personal Golden Era, I think.

A woman in her mid-30s smiles At the camera while sitting bare legged on a hardwood floor. One leg is bent with the foot tucked under her, while the other points out toward the camera. long brown hair falls over one shoulder against tan skin, and she’s wearing a floral print bikini with high waisted bottoms that stop just under her belly button. MILF, but approachable and friendly

Staying cool during the heat wave by any means necessary!

Can’t wait to get back out in the golden light next to an ocean in a bikini. What’s a beach that I should absolutely fly to?

Oh my gosh, thank you! Come say hi and I’ll give you a present gaml.co/celestebsky

Little body painting test during all this DYI; hang on

A mom in her mid-30s in the freezer aisle of the grocery store, wearing purple tanktop with no bra and short gray booty shorts. Her nipples are hard from the cold as she leans on the glass door to all the frozen foods

Just here for dinner ingredients and a little unexpected attention

‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops A free tool that allows anyone to upload a photo of an LAPD officer to get their name and badge number.

doing surveillance to the surveillance state www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...