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i hold these truths to be self-evident: the pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles. the large print giveth and the small print taketh away. jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine. if you're complaining now, you weren't listening then.

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Mercutio is the most interesting character. Of course, he dies too.

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My first thought when I heard this was basket was the wrong container - too nice. Basket immediately brings to mind a-tisket a-tasket, or a picnic. A bucket or a garbage can would've been a better choice, or a dumpster for a little alliteration. Or just go with a legion of horribles.

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Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes

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