A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
you either die a rich skank filled up like a sperm bank or live long enough to see your sister on my mouth
l m a o
ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS: ANY ARAB OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT EXPELS THE AMBASSADORS OF ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES FROM ITS TERRITORY WILL, STARTING TOMORROW, HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND FREEDOM TO PASS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
Trump: "No transgender mutilizashiation of our children. We don't want our -- the, the -- it's mutilization of our children. And we don't want that."
won't someone rid me of this meddlesome oaf
BREAKING: MPs have rejected a proposed ban on social media for under-16s. The Commons voted 307 to 173, with a majority of 134, against the age-limit
isn't it funny how this happens and all of a sudden the government are back to talking about introducing digital id
what a surprise
they can't backdoor digital id with enforced age verification of the internet so now digital id is explicitly back on the menu
give it up, @darrenpjones.bsky.social
Q: You said the war is 'very complete.' But your defense secretary says 'this is just the beginning.' So which is it?
TRUMP: You could say both
No further comment needed.
minneapolis council vice president jamal osman re: mayor jacob frey possibly vetoing pause evictions, save lives, “i appreciate his work on calling on ICE to get out, but this is the actual work. we expect him to sign, and it will be very disappointing to me, and many immigrants, if he vetoes this.”
“if mayor frey vetoes this policy, he will be responsible for thousands of families being evicted and becoming unhoused,” minneapolis council member robin wonsley said of pause evictions, save lives. “the city is completely unprepared for a significant spike in our unhoused population.”
She's so cute.....but she doesn't use alt text 😿
venture capitalists about to become a specifically protected class, so get your vulture capitalist and guillotine jokes in now
1. Big ruling out of Connecticut. A federal judge has ruled that blanket denials for FFS violate the affordable care act.
Though it only applies to two plaintiffs, class certification is pending, and it will provide strong legal rationale for challenges.
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trying to convince my bf to do skincare with me but i put snail slime and salmon sperm on my face ///:
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
You will never know rest, because you cannot win. Trans people have existed forever. We will survive. And we will thrive. Long after you are consigned to the dustbin of history, a moral panic of a time of great sickness in the world.
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The kind of sex that fixes something inside you that you didn't even know needed fixing.
rip bozo u wont be missed
waffles, amirite
So wait, I've heard of sword lesbians but are their other LGBTQ+ weapon combinations?
Like Bow and Arrow Bisexuals , Spear Gays or Battle Axe Pansexuals?
we’re just like thoroughbreds
happy birthday, women
hellgateny 5 days ago ... GOING PLACES HELL GATE Mamdani's DOT Won't Commit to Building Legally Mandated Amount of Bus and Bike Lanes
I’ve never see a candidate win the way he did. And reverse course so fast.
The irony of him not building bike lanes while getting photo ops for taking Citi bike. Is………………really something.
starring rob schneider. lmao
We're doing Reefer Madness but for vaccines.
