Ronan 🌊

Euro Country just came on the radio in the taxi I’m in and the driver changed the channel within 5 seconds. 1 star rating incoming

I somehow just got ID’d for a fucking LOTTERY TICKET

Fab 👍🏼

You in Belfast next week

Cultural appropriation if I’ve ever seen it

It was you wasn’t it

Surely when Apple AI is calling your message a ‘weird request about worshipping shoes and socks’ you need to take a long hard look at yourself

Bottom

The best part of Valentine’s Day is replying ‘dads’ to all the hot couples I wanna be in the middle of

I’m not depressed really I just needed two glasses of wine and this blaring through my headphones

What’s the worst train station in the world and why is it Euston

There’s something inherently evil about oval shaped pizzas

Yeah where are those little losers 🐷

Need one of those cash pigs who buys me new underwear

Have to get the use out of a hotel mirror

Funnily enough Manchester I’m still in you because my flight home today got cancelled womp womp

Probably cause you’re the village bike and worn through at this point

Manchester I’m in you!

Traveling for work on a Monday morning is such a scam because why am I packing on a Sunday evening

It’s actually pretty unfair that Friday comes around so slow yet Sunday comes around so quick

Smash

I got vaccines this morning and they’ve genuinely FLOORED me I’ve been in bed since 5pm

Can I request added to said list please

Don’t make me subpoena you

Appreciate I’m heading back a while here but maybe let’s not air me on Bluesky please?!? 🤬

Is it out of pocket to include the statement ‘I honestly ate and left no crumbs this year’ in my annual performance review

I just bought my first electric toothbrush should I expect it to change my life or

Twitter is depressing me because it’s all just bots maybe it’s time to make a return to Bluesky

Woopsie 🙆🏻‍♂️🤷‍♂️

post a thirst trap that mad your notifications blow up on the (other) app

Idk why you all went mad for this one