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Do the Men’s announcers call players by their first names as often as they do the Women?
#MarchMadness
#EliteEight
#NCAA
#TCU #TEXAS #UCONN #USC

I loved this show.
She was an absolute badass.
But I heard this in my dreams and I did not like it.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Mary Poppins and Bert. And Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke. But mostly Bert.

Mary Poppins and Bert.
And Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke.

But mostly Bert.

the older i get, the more i see how women are described as having gone mad. when what they’ve actually become is knowledgeable and powerful and fucking furious. -Sophie Harwood

Avoided all things all day and 37 seconds into halftime at the CFP Championship I had to furiously search for the remote because they had a ‘very special message’ from someone who’s voice I have been and will continue to actively avoid.

It’s the closest thing to genuine human emoting I’ve ever seen her face do.
Crazy what getting over on Stoopid ‘Mericans will do for one’s disposition.

And just when you think you’re over it, you get a 3am text - ‘Hey girl, you up?’

TCU > Baylor
Always in All Ways.
#MBB #TCU #BU
#HornedFrogForLife

I know I'm not supposed to care about things because I'm Gen X, but i be caring. I know a lot of my generation was raised to "endure." Whatever it is, the question is always "but did you die?" And the answer is "no, far worse...i remained alive but couldn't live." Not caring hasn't served us.

Y’all.
Leaders of industry aren’t bending a knee.
They are gleefully indulging in whatever their favorite flavors of ‘ny, ‘ism, ‘archy,
and phobia.
It’s a Baskin-Robbin’s of misogyny, sexism, racism, xenophobia, oligarchy, patriarchy,
classism…
But make no mistake - these dudes love it.

Never in the history of right and wrong has any one person been more right.

By that logic every author of a mid 90’s tough but sensitive lawyer who’s pulled into intrigue and danger
See: Patricia Cornwell

So, maybe?

BIGGER IS BETTER!!

Proof positive that AI is learning from super masculine tech bros.

How is claustrophobia the first feeling I have when veiwing a TWELVE THOUSAND square foot house?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEDv...

I’ve honestly not paid a minute of attention to her as an individual.
I presumed yes because of the *almost girl kissing moment in the video they showed, her general vibe (i know, i know) and the way Kyle reacted anytime anyone almost mentioned it.
But that’s all me and my presumptions.

But they’re ‘Just Friends’ right?
I haven’t seen the lates episode but got the impression from the rags and the socials that their ‘friendship’ had cooled.

Dear People
Magazine,

This is decidedly NOT Teddi Mellencamp.

#RHOBH

I grew up in a Pepsi home. Went to college and was laughed out of the cafeteria.
I knew I was on the right side of history.

-Until next week when Pepsi, in an attempt to reignite the cola wars, rolls out a collab with Frito Lay - !Chester and Cheater’s Cheeto Pepsi!

Eff you, man.*

*Apology accepted.

Damn you for putting that stupid jingle in my brain before I’ve even had coffee!*

This may be my final nudge to stop hopping on here before I’ve even gotten out of bed.
Thanks, I guess?**

*sarcasm
**no really, thank you

That He is a She makes it worse somehow?
Until I remember she’s a Lincoln Project it all makes sense.

Privileged and White are the prevailing self identifiers with these chucklefucks.

So you’re speaking to your fellow Republicans, yes? Because you and yours (even you ‘Never Trumpers but probably right back on that bullshit next cycle) did this.
I’ve voted against the creep towards this tyranny for 30 fucking years.
So rub your own face it, but leave me the fuck alone.

Underwire for outside, soft bra for inside, no bra for sleep.
WFH really upended the bra to brain signals.

I’m seeing takes that Carrie Underwood is a sellout for money, or that she’s gullible or that she ‘drank the koolaid’
What if - go with me here, people - she’s your everyday run of the mill racist Republican white woman from Tennessee by way of Oklahoma?
Often, the simplest answer is the right one.

Someone posted a find or maybe a call to find these folks in unaffected areas. I’ll see if I can find it - but it does exist! Be safe and well, y’all.

I’m a Horned Frog so you’ll never catch me rooting for Texas.
However, you will find me rooting against any success or joy for Ryan Day’s dumb beard…so…I guess I’ll be satisfied with which ever team’s dreams of glory are crushed like the charcoal Ryan Day rubs into his facial hair.
#CottonBowl

I thought it was just me being out of the loop. Glad to know he was just a disappointingly mid white guy.
And did the halftime shows used to more must see tv or was I just seven?

I’m old and I’ve got a shoddy memory, but didn’t the #OrangeBowl
Halftime shows used to be more of a spectacle?
I swear it felt like a ‘thing’ to get to stay up to watch it as a kid.
Or maybe I’m making this all up because the ‘could be any white guy’ singer tonight was meh.
#NotreDame #PennState

Kind of a bummer that I’m in year two of my two year plan to ‘Live in Joy.’
Things were really rockin’ there for 27 minutes.
#WompWomp